I can’t hear shit.

farding while shidding

shidding while farding

The last thing I need are more holes, I can hardly take care of the ones I got.

Meredith Whittaker is bae.

Not sure about this, seems like something a subset of people arbitrarily agreed applies to everyone. But I don’t have a vulva, so I can’t “for science” it.

Uh, what? It’s just a specific form of tribbing, is it not?

Both of those posts are cringe for entirely different reasons. Yet together, they are meme.

Palm tree.

Epic shitpost.

Found the salaried person

hmmm, ive never had it but i wouldn’t mind trying

its italian

thanks its italian

Propaganda only works if it sells you on the product. This only sold me on boobs.

I’m not really a boob guy, but today I guess I’m a boob guy.

Nice try big alcohol.

Let her do butt stuff to you.

Jesus gooned to me?

I like how his juicy dumper elevates his legs.

Honestly, if the bean isn’t pleased, then I’m not pleased.