Midnight Wolf

XD

bonk

Man, there are now four Metas? I hate this timeline…

Oh yeah, brick me daddy

(in the tone of ‘the verizon guy’)

Because of the brick pelting? Good.

there’s laws against

So then why do we need prisons? We have laws, you know!

Actions will always be better than ‘someone wrote it on a napkin so nobody can ever do it again’. World peace and unity are achieved, all hail the napkin! gets stabbed ‘hey you know we have a napkin that says you can’t… nnngh… dies’

🦉

Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.

I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.

Nah nah. When they say “go fuck yourself” and you reply “too late”, drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.

Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don’t take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all… But that’s their problem now.

Meow

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I do (most) of my autoupdates on Sunday at 4am, that way if things break it happens on an expected schedule. My manual updates like proxmox too, once I’m awake. Game servers are daily though, since stuff can break if client/server aren’t on the same version.

I had Vaultwarden push an update a couple of years ago that broke it, and I had daily autoupdates on (watchtower) so for an hour I was panicking about what happened. That’s how I switched to my mostly-weekly system, with critical vulnerability updates done manually on release.

ABS is actually quite easy

Well yeah, you just depress the brake pedal

Need to switch those two stamps tho.

‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!

‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?

throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL

Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏

Me, looking around at every other company in existence: uhh… guys…

It’s okay, we don’t care about Ohio either

pulls out minigun from payday 2

loan approved

😎

I dunno. Having the right person who understands, and a day to waste and enjoy… Sounds okay to me.

Overused ‘journey not destination’ yada yada and all that. But it can be true.