Midnight Wolf

“You were supposed to cover me, wtf and you call yourself prestige 8 on cod? I’ve seen bots smarter than you.”

teabagging their coworker/teammates that they just betrayed for the lols

“and they pay me for this shit lmao FUCK YOU MOM I TOLD YOU MY SKILLS WOULD PAY OFF”

Hey there, you busy later?~

Me: punches them in the face

Me: haha just pranking bro

Vault is visible and therefore obvious. If you need to be discreet, this sounds useful.

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Ah, I can answer #5:

drops my pants and backs up to the doorknob this is for you, babe… all that knot training is going to finally pay off

What, then everyone can touch you! I’m okay with that, if it’s what you want. Wait, why are you mad? What did I say? How am I in trouble for trying to make you happy? You asked the question, I’m just being supportive…

What is that saying, ‘lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on my part’ or something.

My friends know that they only call me if their house is actively on fire, they are being robbed at gunpoint, or they just won the lottery and want to split the winnings. Family also includes lunch/dinner plans. Only exception is when we have planned a call for a date and time, otherwise you’re greeting my voicemail. Landlines is the exact same situation. I might be taking a shower, asleep, taking a dump, getting freaky with a friend; it doesn’t matter. Leave a text message and I’ll get back as soon as I’m done crying from taco tuesday, or finishing waking up the neighbors with moans and screams, or whatever else.

Email is ‘sometime today’ communication, and gets handled at the beginning or end of the day, or whenever I’m on the can. Anyone expecting a rapid response via email is a proper dunce.

As a disabled dude who sits down on the shitter with the force of a kid literally jumping into bed, I give this toilet 2 visits with my ass before it tears off the wall.

pushes button

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you lied to me

I’m about to blow your mind: the IT Crowd has a live studio audience. One of the specials goes over each cast member and shows bloopers and such, and you can see them in several shots. I believe they also talk briefly about the audience, though it’s been a while. If I remember right, they would take the audience reactions of two takes and sort of merge them together.

I love all 3 of those - any more similar recommendations?

Though the mouth, right?

…right?

Tbh, for me there’s just a couple of ‘creators’ I watch that do it for their careers, and they didn’t start that way; the rest (50 or so subs) still do it ‘right’, even years later. YouTube started as a platform where everyone can create and share, and people who saw an opportunity for money helped turn it into the shit that it is today. When you (them) have multiple sponsorships per video, the production quality matching broadcast television, prominently show off your new car, house, jet… You (them) are the problem.

This needs a reset back to goofy video game machinimas, cyber police, hiiii my name is boxxy, arby n the chief; when people who hit record didn’t want money. They were there to share with others.

Oh yeah, you sexy sexy Camry…

Pfft, how scrappy and undignified. I will make you a pair that looks identical, and costs four times as much, so you know it is of only the finest quality.

Hey, I recognize that character…

Choo choo 🚆😏

‘You wouldn’t know our llm, it goes to a different school’ vibe