Midnight Wolf

Need to switch those two stamps tho.

‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!

‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?

throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL

Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏

Me, looking around at every other company in existence: uhh… guys…

It’s okay, we don’t care about Ohio either

pulls out minigun from payday 2

loan approved

😎

I dunno. Having the right person who understands, and a day to waste and enjoy… Sounds okay to me.

Overused ‘journey not destination’ yada yada and all that. But it can be true.

Perhaps a MacBook Wheel user

🛬

… anyone? Anyone at all? Really? Fine…

… that’s what she said.

Ah, I see you’re an Office for Mac kinda person

Soft cocks are fun too :3

Same but for tits.

Like you just got those hanging out like you’re trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?

…

a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training ‘umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf’

But not Meta as fuck, in this case

y e s

Maybe - I have two decades in tech but camera stuff is basically still new to me. I just know that the ootb system for reolink doesn’t play nice (or at all) with any systems that are foss/not reolink, so I had to toggle the setting for it to cooperate.

“I’ll be back…ing up”

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP…

drives car through front glass

I fixed your door, and made a drive thru. That’ll be $50,000. No store credit.

Yeah, that’s it!

It’s been a bit but I do remember I wanted the bigger screen, the fingerprint and nfc readers are nice to integrate ‘eventually’, and I think it was only an extra like $75? Oh, and the secondary package cam, that was the main factor tbh.

I wanted to get the poe version + their chime, but I got vetoed since ‘we already have a mechanic chime’ and I don’t have PoE setup in the house. But my pitch for the pro model was successful and an easy sell.

I bought a unit + 4tb surveillance drive, to replace a (what we thought was a) dying nest hardwired gen2 doorbell. I was excited - pulled it out of the box, ‘oh, it has an AC brick too! I can set it up and make sure it works before we install it’

Prepped the camera, prepped the nas to ingest the feed and drives, setup the non-proprietary stream (the acronym/letters escape me), all on the AC plug… And the feed, from the cam to the reolink app absolutely ground to a halt. I’m talking like, after 5 minutes of uptime, the feed was 60+ seconds behind. Absolutely wild. I restarted the app, phone, doorbell, no fix. I turned off the open-source (?) feed, going with only reolink’s proprietary stream. Better, but after 10 minutes it was still 30+ seconds behind. Reset the doorbell, set it up again, no change…

So either I got a defective/malfunctioning doorbell, a bad AC plug (but wouldn’t it just die if it was pulling too much power…?), the AC plug isn’t rated for anything more than very intital setup (I saw nothing about that in the instructions, and why would you do that…) or that is ‘working as intended’ which, why even bother if that is true.

B&H accepted both doorbell and drive, opened, no questions asked. Was very excited and it genuinely ruined my day. :(