Midnight Wolf

As an American, you vastly overestimate the radius of ‘walking distance’ from a given point

It’s just a scrappy bookstore startup bro, they have to use bots because they can’t hire customer service reps fast enough, they need every dollar they have to get past their angel funding phase, they only sell the highest quality items at low prices… Why are you laughing? This is a serious issue! They hired someone to engineer a button to order Tide. This is the future, THE FUTURE! WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE FUTURE?!

Yes, I would like a billion, thanks.

Now now don’t sshush the server, it’s doing the best it can, okay? It gets hot in that box…

The gun is for the printer if it tries its bullshit one more time

Should have given that raise, they’re obviously a cut above the rest

No that’s a different game

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Sorry, I brought my own

It’s spelled Brexit

Finally, a career that I can excel at

One can say that about anything beyond vanilla missionary with the lights off for the sole purpose of reproduction too, though :p

Like, (just venting to the void, not at you) for me breasts are borderline repulsive imo, but I’m not walking around screaming ‘disgusting’ every time I go to run errands and interact with others. Some people just need to hate on others to feel better about themselves.

I’ll take “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about” for 500, Alex

It’s okay sweetheart, someday you’ll grow up too. I believe in you!

If yiff is kinky, bondage may kill you from the adrenaline rush. I consider yiff to be along the same lines as wearing alluring lingerie, lol.

This but with yiff 👌

That seems like really bad efficiency, or really expensive power. I used to have a Nissan Leaf that would do over 5 miles to the kW. Even with rather substantial battery degradation, I could get 80 miles to a charge, and a full charge would run me about $1.25 at the local utility rates.

Well, this is my stop

screams see you tomorrow

“the balls grapes are inert”