Midnight Wolf

E: ah, you meant your username. Nice!

Yeah, that UI isn’t from Win 9x or anything I recognize. But my first account was with AOL as well, ha.

The baby is held in the balls

family name

Oh no, one of the perks of being gay (behind cuddling cute guys and sucking hung uncut cocks) is the inability to bare a family. And now they are taking that away from me?! This is a call to action! My fellow gays, prepare the molotov cocktails.

Me at age 6, picking my username (and therefore first email address), knowing that it needs to be unique so I can use it for all accounts online, and also have meaning behind it so I don’t look like an idiot when I’m an adult: 🐺🖥️🌐

(this name is 27 years old and counting)

Netscape Navigator baby 😎

It’d need to be equal signs too, not just hyphens or dashes. Girth is love, girth is life.

Weird way to out yourself but

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That character is freaking adorable

It’s what plants crave

Not having one saves you money

🧠

Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 5 minutes

Insurance company: “oh, you’re serious?”

Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 10 minutes

Me, looking over at religion:

67? 🚫

69? 😏

A lot of stupid businesses and government entities waited until the last fucking second to fix a problem they knew about for half a century.

The overtime should have been exponential for them kicking the can down the road for literal generations.

Same, though it’s built-in to my phone, just needed the ‘wallet’ to attach

We are farters, bum ba-dum ba-bum-bum-bum

I was under the impression that they preferred to be referred to as ‘skinnies’. We are all flesh, after all… well except protogen…

It’s not matrix-based, but: Haven. It’s what I setup the… second? third? time discord had burned their users. The only thing missing for me is Xbox support, as several of my social circle are console gamers. But for pc users, it’s got everything I need.

https://github.com/ancsemi/Haven

Enough internet for today