Midnight Wolf

Back when FedEx employees were swiping pixel phones from customer packages so often that it was reported weekly+ on reddit (2016-2021 or so), when I would order a new device, I’d request signature on delivery, and film receiving the package (+ my doorbell cam for a different perspective) all the way until I had the phone out of the packaging and in my hand.

Concerns of it occurring were so rampant that it sparked my migration away from Google services, so that if it happened to me and I got pushback from the abysmal cs, a chargeback and eventual account suspension wouldn’t harm me beyond the inconvenience of filing the chargeback.

“hi, I’m midnight, and I’m here because all you fucks need me, unfortunately. I’m also not getting paid overtime for this 7am meeting…”

But yet, your comment is only one. Curious.

“no”

Amazon: “hey, stop copying me!”

You’d need to print them out for reference on the journey.

I’m confused, where is the spoiler (wing) at?

makes vrrroooom noises

I assumed this was common knowledge since like NT 4, but at least the knowledge is spreading

Librewolf + Kagi. I’ve looked at SearXNG but the Kagi search results ‘just work’ and let’s me tweak it how I want, so I haven’t felt motivated to bother with the deployment.

🍆🖼️ hello

Ooh, there’s a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!

Yeah, I had an Xbox for one game (Midtown Madness 3), and played through the trial for live, but never subscribed. I’m not sure if I paid for a month of psn+ during the gta5 launch, but if I did that would have been the only time I’ve put money to play multi-player. Didn’t take the bait for Games for Windows Live garbage either. It would take until the pc release of Halo 3/ODST/Reach/4 for me to play them, even though I badly wanted to play in their prime. Principles and all that. And I was pissed that MS shelved their windows gaming division to milk the Xbox.

9 mm

prick

I’d be upset too with less than a centimeter…

She’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.

This hybrid can partake in both

gotta get that supercharger too, the cream of the crop

Mmmm, day-old liquid ice cream… 🤤

unzips

what?

🫘: ❌

🐾: ✅

Bake him away, toys.