Midnight Wolf

I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.

It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p

As a 30+, that’s so sweet, and so wrong :p

❌ Fixing (your) computers for free

✅ Fixing (other) computers for money

I don’t know what ‘headline’ or ‘Coachella’ means so that’s a yes. Unless headline as in newspaper and Coachella as in a line of sex toys… which wouldn’t change the answer to the question.

Any time someone recommends me a country song

🎶 Yeah my lady left me for my Chevy and only left me the house and barn; and every day that passes, the alligator out back is lookin’ more and more fiiiine 🎶

Pixel 10 Fold owner checking in 👋

It’s always greener on the other side

I went from Dockge to Dockhand, though both are good. Dockge was my UI of choice for the last couple of years, so slim and simple. I tried Dockhand on a whim and the extra features won me over, without having a bazillion buttons and confusing UI.

I come from the time where you just run the game and it, you know, ran. While I think even Steam itself is stupid as hell, at least someone is stopping the idiocy a little bit. Though ubisoft is dead to me, so it’s a participation award, not a real ‘woo, go awful company’ cheer.

deep south US prepper survivalist

intelligent

sorry, you lost me there

‘we have had the trial, yes. but what about the second one?’

Cock vore, eh?

Alright but hang on, let me preheat the oven first

It is now safe to turn off your computer

What if you are unattractive but very qualified? Like a disabled IT basement dweller?

… asking for a friend

And you didn’t do it and let them delete the account, right? …right?

It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru

looks in the mirror

screams

falls down the stairs

GTAV did the same bullshit, delaying the pc version. GTA4 gave pc players an absolute shitstain version, at release even the strongest systems couldn’t hold a steady 30 fps with max settings.

Rockstar used to be a pc-first developer. In the last 15 years they have actively worked against the interests of their original community, and Microsoft and Sony are gleefully cheering them on.

This goes for anyone considering buying into their bullshit: stop bending over and taking it. This will continue to get worse if the profits outweigh the backlash.

I’ve played gta since 2, and I’m considering getting 6 for the pc, but this timed exclusivity is nothing but bullshit. Full stop, there’s nothing more to it. Don’t support it.

13 years old boy

‘so how did you come up with this idea originally’

starts sweating profusely

‘you were driven by wanting to save porn on your family’s computer without them knowing, I guarantee it’

jumps out the window mid-interview