Midnight Wolf

I have high cholesterol. I can send you some if you want. Promise it will make you live longer, it says so on this lemmy comment…

Maybe yours, but…

Well that’s just unrealistic

“but now it’s 0.2mm thinner!”

“but now it has just one USB port!”

“but now we stole Windows Aero!”

“but now we replaced the keyboard with a clickwheel!”

Yeah, like lmao wtf was that? I’d be in stitches laughing

Oof

The dude who draws the guy with a tie pointed upwards? That’s literally all I know regarding him. I see a ton of people happy that he’s dead but absolutely no idea why. Even the couple of links here don’t shed any light on the details of ‘why’.

I mean, as an actual disabled person… By just like, backing up to it?

There are a few comments about this and I’m like, yeah it’s stupid as fuck, but that’s not even what they are pointing out, it’s like they can’t grasp the concept of a wheelchair backing up. I don’t want to be around when they pull into a parking spot and then can’t drive forward out of it…

And while I agree that this seems more nefarious than anything, you (everyone in this thread) GREATLY overestimates the brainpower that goes into actual accessibility ‘features’. Put escalators front and center, but I have to take the service elevator? Put 1,000 hotel rooms, but only 5 are made for accessibility? Your store has a wheelchair ramp, all the fuck at the end of the building near the loading docks? Your store has electric carts, but not enough for all your disabled customers. You don’t have enough employees to help me load my purchase, so I have to hurt myself. Shit, even paving walkways, in fucking modular concrete squares, suck ass: when (not if) the front wheels get stuck, especially if I’m being pushed, my ass gets launched.

It sucks ass being disabled, but god damn it’s like the dumbest people get assigned to accessibility planning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yharnam

‘turbo shitting, oh yeah’

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

135 through a school zone it is, then!

So basically, if I include food with sex, it’s a calorie positive activity, and none of that applies.

I need to open a pizza shop, this is going to get expensive fast otherwise. Now, who wants some meat-lovers? Extra large, of course 😏

Promise? 🥺👉👈

Even better? Gayness 😎

The struggle just makes it hotter

Yeah! Like 69, and 420.

It was Reuters reporting on the same story

Pornhub’s data with Mixpanel was last accessed by “a legitimate employee account at Pornhub’s parent company in 2023,” according to the statement. “If this data is in the hands of an unauthorized party, we do not believe that is the result of a security incident at Mixpanel.”

E: link

Hacking group ‘ShinyHunters’ threatens to expose premium users of sex site Pornhub - https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/hacking-group-shinyhunters-claims-theft-data-users-leading-sex-site-pornhub-2025-12-16/

I’ll take 1/2 sex, please 🎟️

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