Midnight Wolf

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Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say

But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish

Mom, can we get water bottles at home?

No, we already have water bottles at home.

Water bottles at home:

Sonic?

I always assume that phrase means “I’m horny af” and thus far it’s always fit pretty well in the context, so I’m just rolling with it.

And I always feel a certain way 😏

I am a furry and would similarly like to not be lunch

I was thinking AF but I don’t judge. Stupid sexy adrenaline…

When you’re in combat and nut all over the controls

‘uhoh’

The ad is coming from INSIDE the TV

😱

Why is it smoking?

Don’t be a narc, let it have a little smoke break

No straight people allowed, only gay. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

20 years later, in therapy: “do you have any memory when this desire started?” “well I think it started when my mom got these weird handcuffs and used them so I wouldn’t run away…”

Sure you can, see:

“can I take your photo?”

silence

“I’ll take that as a yes then”

flies buzzing around

📸

That’s a valid domain, btw.

I received this email, but two of my users who have their own accounts (not just profiles on my account) did not receive this. Thinking only server owners were affected?

DPRK: “it’s showtime”

Generation Proxmox?

Biggie Smalls is at it again

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

Littering and? Littering and?