Midnight Wolf

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the copier stands up angrily

FEED ME PAPER

Me, a furry: I disagree.

(felines, in my experience, are pretty freaky, and I absolutely love it. bring that muzzle over here for daddy, give me a taste of what’s to come~)

Well that’s easy to remember

I wore a collar from sophomore year until graduation, at school and at home. Stopped after as the folks were weirded out. Have a newer, nicer collar a few years ago that my master got for/with me, that I wear when we’re together. It’s nice.

I stopped giving any fucks regarding what others think of me shortly after I became a furry two decades ago. I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain things to such simple, judgemental individuals, so I just don’t bother. Life’s too short for that shit.

E: I need a tag, too. I don’t have anything written on mine.

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE 🤖

Right that down, RIGHT THAT DOWN

It’s a 3780 (MFC-L3780CDW), I have one. My first laser printer, finally (vetoed for 3x just to have yet another inkjet fail…). My understanding is that all colors are consumed even if it’s b/w, since the paper needs to pass all the toner regardless of color, so I’m pretty sure you’d encounter the same issue, just ‘everything is empty’ instead of ‘one thing is empty’.

We bought it last year and have used like 2% toner, so at this rate I’ll die before I need to get replacement cartridges (I’ve printed nothing, family has printed everything so far).

I like it, my only wish is that it had a turn on/off schedule. It’s not great at photos but I knew that going in; we haven’t printed photos in like 20 years, so the trade-off was fine.

That’s wild. I guess it’s like channel surfing, but jeez.

Yeah, it’s quite nice. My ex and I were/are open, and it was fun. My master is basically asexual (and I’m the absolute opposite), so he has let me play with anyone I have asked about. A local cutie I play with occasionally has a gf, and they are also open.

Though I haven’t played around outside of the furry community in a decade, and haven’t dated outside it since… Nearly 20 years. So my pool of potential partners is relatively very small, but (I think, at least) they are wonderful, so =)

Here, here, and here

Me, never leaving the Subscription tab: ???

😏

I’ve had the calculator open for 15 minutes but nothing is happening, is it broken? Help?

And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand

How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???

They can be quite frisky…

“the Microsoft told me to, now I need to go to the burst buy and get a new hell computer”

FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE

NOW IT’S A GHOST TOWN

(it might be the remake or whatever, but back in my day it was the original cod4 and it was a decent shooter)