Midnight Wolf

It’s terminal, I’m sorry.

They are talking to themselves…

Hold your innocence dear, while you still can

Ah, you got the buggy firmware

“you either have something or nothing. that will be $500.”

First week on the internet, I see

That’s what joystick is for, silly

I’ve got nothing to hide

pulls out my phone and starts recording them ‘oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub’

then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words

That’s in the works but requires a camera and object/color recognition xP

It’s not forgetting, it’s the extra few seconds adding up. I’ve got important places to be!

Write this down, write this down! YouPoop.net here we go baby

I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.

It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p

As a 30+, that’s so sweet, and so wrong :p

❌ Fixing (your) computers for free

✅ Fixing (other) computers for money

I don’t know what ‘headline’ or ‘Coachella’ means so that’s a yes. Unless headline as in newspaper and Coachella as in a line of sex toys… which wouldn’t change the answer to the question.

Any time someone recommends me a country song

🎶 Yeah my lady left me for my Chevy and only left me the house and barn; and every day that passes, the alligator out back is lookin’ more and more fiiiine 🎶

Pixel 10 Fold owner checking in 👋

It’s always greener on the other side

I went from Dockge to Dockhand, though both are good. Dockge was my UI of choice for the last couple of years, so slim and simple. I tried Dockhand on a whim and the extra features won me over, without having a bazillion buttons and confusing UI.

I come from the time where you just run the game and it, you know, ran. While I think even Steam itself is stupid as hell, at least someone is stopping the idiocy a little bit. Though ubisoft is dead to me, so it’s a participation award, not a real ‘woo, go awful company’ cheer.