Midnight Wolf

drives car through front glass

I fixed your door, and made a drive thru. That’ll be $50,000. No store credit.

Yeah, that’s it!

It’s been a bit but I do remember I wanted the bigger screen, the fingerprint and nfc readers are nice to integrate ‘eventually’, and I think it was only an extra like $75? Oh, and the secondary package cam, that was the main factor tbh.

I wanted to get the poe version + their chime, but I got vetoed since ‘we already have a mechanic chime’ and I don’t have PoE setup in the house. But my pitch for the pro model was successful and an easy sell.

I bought a unit + 4tb surveillance drive, to replace a (what we thought was a) dying nest hardwired gen2 doorbell. I was excited - pulled it out of the box, ‘oh, it has an AC brick too! I can set it up and make sure it works before we install it’

Prepped the camera, prepped the nas to ingest the feed and drives, setup the non-proprietary stream (the acronym/letters escape me), all on the AC plug… And the feed, from the cam to the reolink app absolutely ground to a halt. I’m talking like, after 5 minutes of uptime, the feed was 60+ seconds behind. Absolutely wild. I restarted the app, phone, doorbell, no fix. I turned off the open-source (?) feed, going with only reolink’s proprietary stream. Better, but after 10 minutes it was still 30+ seconds behind. Reset the doorbell, set it up again, no change…

So either I got a defective/malfunctioning doorbell, a bad AC plug (but wouldn’t it just die if it was pulling too much power…?), the AC plug isn’t rated for anything more than very intital setup (I saw nothing about that in the instructions, and why would you do that…) or that is ‘working as intended’ which, why even bother if that is true.

B&H accepted both doorbell and drive, opened, no questions asked. Was very excited and it genuinely ruined my day. :(

Not really. If I am posting something that I figure would generate discussion like this, I would have sources at the ready too. And though I am disabled now, I used to hash out 140+ wpm without errors, so this post would take maaaaaybe as much as 90 seconds, mostly formatting and a quick proofreading.

Not everything has to be ‘sus’, ‘dawg’.

I ended up going with Unifi (G4 Pro Doorbell) after my test-run with Reolink went… poorly. It’s technically still ‘big tech’ but all the parts are on my property and my control, and (at least for the doorbell, that’s all I’ve got so far) it works nearly-perfectly with HA (I can’t get custom screen messages to stick when assigned through HA).

biography

naked

Honey, I wish

I thought the large was alright. I’ve had bigger irl but I’m right in the center of average. And cut so I hate how it looks…

I’m like that but for movies and TV shows - I can’t get invested. ‘what a dumbass, following the trail of blood unarmed into the abandoned shack, what an absolute moron. Yep, now he’s dead. This movie could be 15 minutes and the killer caught already.’

When I am the one making decisions, it’s always ‘me’. I have a role, and I apply my own judgements and planning. Instead of going through the front door on the shack, I find the crawlspace and kill the murderer by shooting through the floor, saving and meeting an easter-egg character in the process. But it’s always ‘me’, or as close as I can get to it.

Round 2

FIGHT!

🍑 💦

I have a fancy one that heats the seat, and the water, and the air. The settings I use, it’s supposed to heat just the water, and just slightly, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a placebo. The seat gets so hot on medium that it feels like my nuts are being cooked, so off with that bullshit. Fan heating off too, unnecessary.

It’s kinda like being eaten out. It’s odd the first couple of times but it’s not bad, you get used to it.

While this improves the situation, it doesn’t grant you a guaranteed win every time. You make that assumption once.

Source: literally getting my ass sprayed rn

Me. I don’t think I’ve ever played as a chick if there’s an option in any game.

Specifically for 2077, I was playing as ‘me’ if timeframes were different. Also I played through the entire game as a naked (open jacket, tennis shoes) ‘me’. And you better fucking believe I was a thick uncut ‘me’. A better ‘me’. A ‘me’ with a thick heavy cock on display and carrying around an old-school minigun and sniper as my mains. Because it’s what I would have wanted.

Me, eating out a twinks ass in the bed: “suit yourself I guess”

Have you seen Super Troopers/2?

Thanks

I dunno, in the states they have the ‘secret service’ but I can definitely see them. Something tells me ‘secret’ things aren’t so secret…

Fucks sake, when did that happen?

But what about femails?

Now I’m hungry horny