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AI Cartel: we will buy all your stock
Memory Cartel: yaaaay!
MC: but now nobody is building computers, hurting our storage business :(
AC: we gotchu fam, we will just make our systems outrageously system demanding, killing components and driving sales
MC: yaaaaaaaay
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Tesla: “chat, are we cooked?”
That’s just silly
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Nah I don’t particularly want to fuck that either
I’ve heard of vaginas too, but that doesn’t mean I want to fuck them
Replace ‘buy’ with ‘download for free’ and ‘launcher’ with ‘unnecessary software after the download completes’, and they might get my attention.
I wasn’t swayed by their ‘free’ games that require their software. I wasn’t swayed when they bought up exclusivity contracts (yarr!). I’m sure as fuck not going to be swayed by the software having the absolute bare-minimum feature set.
That’s Lenovo I believe
Just rolls off the tongue, really
For free?! And all this time I assumed he’d charge for that kind of thing
Not to be “um actually”, but I owned a Nissan Leaf 1st gen over a decade ago, and the pain points you worry about weren’t really pain points back then, and there was a loooooooooooot less EV infrastructure in place back then. Less reliable, too.
A couple of years ago I rented an EV with a friend who had zero experience with them. I explained everything, we had no evse at the hotel so needed to use public points, still was no issue at all. Each point we used was about 20% to capacity, they all had places to stretch, eat, etc at. No points were damaged or giving less than maximum output. It was extremely pleasant, and we used about $25 in fuel costs, vs $100+ for gasoline in a comparable vehicle.
I also didn’t have an evse installed at home - I used the 110V, ‘level 1’ charger that plugs into an outlet for my Leaf. I drove a ton - 10k miles in 4 months, so 2.5x the national average. Even with heavy reliance on public points on a network that was in its infancy and prone to downtime, I still got by just fine.
And that was 12 years ago.
It’s 2005 and “you can’t get viruses on Mac Nix” advertising is playing all over again
Have average cock, can confirm. Like 8" - 10" is the sweet spot.
…yes? Some of us are really hardline about stuff. I appreciate the convenience of my bank, but I have learned that if you have loyalty of an outside company, business, etc, you are their bitch. Now me, I don’t mind being a bitch, but it’s for select people. Companies can lick on my balls and suck the dick. I almost closed a credit card with several-thousand dollars in credit because they wanted to verify my person. That was a potential fraud situation though, so after a couple days I decided that is a mutual benefit to keep the card and proceed with the verification.
But this shit? Nah. I’ve closed other accounts (some financial), for lesser reasoning, in the past.
Yes sir, this one right here
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Those engineers demanded a 50% pay increase, right? Right?
I know if I got told to fuck off and then they come around begging for my help, you know I’m going to make sure they remember their mistake.