Midnight Wolf

I was confused as to the difference, and had to scroll way too far down my search results to find urban dictionary. Maybe I’m just too far gone into BDSM, but I thought any group of individuals partaking in the debauchery of another would qualify, regardless of gender, amount of top/dom and bottom/sub participants, etc.

Plus like, if you have 5 + 1, someone (multiple) is going to feel left out in this situation, and that’s not fun. Everyone should get a turn! It’s only fair, and the sub(s) can grade them on their performance, incentivizing them to focus on both dom and sub, but to also go beyond and do a better job than those before them.

I mean uh. Ha ha ha… Who was talking?

Gotta champion those balls for the boys 😏

I joined the fandom/made a sona at 11 years old, but the username (wreckedcarzz) isn’t furry-related (my display name, Midnight Wolf). I’m crazy about cars, and my father was, among other things, an accident reconstructionist. So growing up I got deeply interested in vehicle safety, crash tests, and the body protection and tech as it evolved. I got to attend an event with other reconstructionists and related professionals, and got to see an F-150 (I think) slam into a bollard at… 50mph? While myself and others were just like 100 feet away, maybe less than that. Discussing the mathematics behind it, talking about how a collision that someone might not think is that dangerous can make a vehicle a coffin, first responders tasks, etc.

So when I was brainstorming a username, I was wanting something that mentions cars, but is also unique and evokes the fun but danger of them. Wrecked, cars. But that’s boring and isn’t unique. But usually, two cars are involved in a collision… And they can get pretty mangled… wrecked carzz, with the zz representing the two crashed cars.

wreckedcarzz. And so it was decided.

My furry name was less interesting. I’m pretty bad at coming up with names, so it took me a couple weeks to decide on one. But I’m always up late, hate mornings. And my sona was a wolf (now the majority of my hybrid sona is still a wolf, but also tiger and fox sprinkled in). It’s not creative but it’s descriptive, and Midnight is an okay name, so Midnight Wolf. When I attended Midwest Furfest… 4 years ago? The lady who was helping me with my badge remarked that there were 3 or 4 other Midnight Wolfs in attendance that year. I’m not super old, but I’ve been in the fandom for 22 years now, so I was likely the oldest and longest Midnight Wolf in attendance.

E: ah, you meant your username. Nice!

Yeah, that UI isn’t from Win 9x or anything I recognize. But my first account was with AOL as well, ha.

The baby is held in the balls

family name

Oh no, one of the perks of being gay (behind cuddling cute guys and sucking hung uncut cocks) is the inability to bare a family. And now they are taking that away from me?! This is a call to action! My fellow gays, prepare the molotov cocktails.

Me at age 6, picking my username (and therefore first email address), knowing that it needs to be unique so I can use it for all accounts online, and also have meaning behind it so I don’t look like an idiot when I’m an adult: 🐺🖥️🌐

(this name is 27 years old and counting)

Netscape Navigator baby 😎

It’d need to be equal signs too, not just hyphens or dashes. Girth is love, girth is life.

Weird way to out yourself but

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That character is freaking adorable

It’s what plants crave

Not having one saves you money

🧠

Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 5 minutes

Insurance company: “oh, you’re serious?”

Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 10 minutes

Me, looking over at religion:

67? 🚫

69? 😏

A lot of stupid businesses and government entities waited until the last fucking second to fix a problem they knew about for half a century.

The overtime should have been exponential for them kicking the can down the road for literal generations.

Same, though it’s built-in to my phone, just needed the ‘wallet’ to attach

We are farters, bum ba-dum ba-bum-bum-bum