It’s when they start scanning coupons that you don’t know about that they have the hots for you. Fifty cents off toothpaste? 😳🥵
Midnight Wolf
Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com/
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Cake day: August 23rd, 2023
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I do love literal wording like this. Cheesecake also comes to mind, just slap some Monterey Jack onto my birthday cake, thanks.
Same, I was very confused lol
Lisinopril 5mg
Ah, is that all you’ve got? Round these parts if your combined dosage is less than 80mg, you can’t join the club. Thems the rules, sorry.
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No, money down!
Ha ha, because he is in the middle, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wait, what do you mean that’s not the joke? Cut this guy next. Ha ha ha ha ha.
You are a cat, and the games are laser pointers.
“wtf why does he want to buy a ram?” 🐏
Till the next episode
I’ve already dated one werewolf, so I have crucial experience in pleasing them :3
Oh hey Bob, Bob.
“ah, that’s a bother. I’ll try one of my American Express cards instead, or perhaps my Schwab card.”
Gotta start with the mediocre card first, so you can spin the situation in your favor.
But what if you’re the one that wants the cnc fun? 😳
Probably with your eyes
The titties are coming from inside the house?
I don’t have a bf, but I do have a master that lets me play with others, and a thick wolfcock that always needs serving. Where my cuties at?
Might I introduce you to sounding? Although one werewolf cock in your cock is already huge, two might kill a man. A glorious way to go, though.
Money. Not gift cards, not ‘you’ll take me out for a fancy lunch’, not ‘I’ll buy you something off your Amazon wishlist’. Money. Cold, physical currency.
Why? Parents and relatives are denser than a concrete bomb shelter. I don’t want furniture, I don’t want games, I don’t want gift certificates. If I want something, I’ll buy it myself. And for my ‘splurge’ list, you know what, sure mom. I want an XL David from Bad Dragon, in natural colors, and in a soft+medium firmness. And, because I want to feel like I am being spitroasted, a small Flint, in natural, and soft. I do need to work on my gag reflex. Oh, you’ll just give me cash? Okay then. Don’t open any package addressed to me, mmkay?