Midnight Wolf

Debian these nuts xd gottem

WSL be like

Anyone else see a dildo? No? Just me? Okay then…

Chef: “alright, we got another wise guy, who here has a turd brewing in the tube? here you go, you know what to do. put a birthday sparkler in it when it’s ready, tell em that part is complements of the kitchen.”

While it’s rarely by default (I actually don’t know any that do by default but), it is usually a simple checkbox during the installation. And a provided password, of course.

Since that is a mid 00s Corolla, how fucking fast was it going to hit the roof? Shit tops out at like 120. And what did it hit for that launch angle?

It’s the alternative to the other thing, duh!

Sounds like a skill issue

I’m pretty sure I have an ex that can deepthroat that like it’s nothing…

A fire? At a seaparks?

No NA sales :(

Ah, a fellow GTA player

furiously masturbates in public

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oh wait, you meant… oh, well fine then

Well, I kind of know what happened in that scenario… because it did. Until Pay, there was Wallet. The original Wallet, not the current one. Wallet had a physical and virtual prepaid debit card, that you would load up and manage in the app. I used it a few times (new tech woo), and distinctively remember ordering at a McDonald’s, the clerk announced the cost, I held my Nexus 7 to the new nfc pad, they started to say ‘uhh no you have to-’ and then a success beep, and their jaw dropped. They thought it was nuts, I told them in a few years ‘this will be everywhere’.

So before Pay, there was Wallet, and it’s own little sandbox of testing if anyone would use this. A couple years later the Wallet card discontinued, and Pay took its place.

That’s kind of a double edged sword though. Android got a foothold because a small scrappy unknown company in silicon valley brought them into the fold…

Aaaaaaany day now… guys…?

(I have a pinephone and no, it is absolutely nowhere near ready)

That is more the fault/worry of the financial sector and not G. The fact that they gave up this amount of leeway is shocking. Their risk tolerance is very low and giving G the ability to manage virtual cards and allow payments with them is huge in itself.

Even Privacy, which does part of the same thing/idea, still only works for some cards, doesn’t work at all for credit cards (last time I checked), and has been in the sector for a similar amount of time.

G had to lock down Pay to appease the financial sector’s risk management. Anything else was DOA.

Tell me you don’t use mfa and that your password is garbage, without saying you don’t use mfa and that your password is garbage

Yeah, the only people I let hold my devices out of my sight are the ones I’m banging. And even then I still need to unlock the device for them to use it.

I’m not letting Sarah at Starbucks explore my phone files and apps, lol.

I know, but they wouldn’t let me drive it. It’s just like gta, just gotta go full power. We would have been there by now if I was in charge…