Technically it was a “sea”, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. If you just sign here, we can schedule your circumcision. If you’re already circumcised, we’ll need a verification video following specific guidelines or you can visit a worship center in your local area for a personal inspection.
and before that just straight up lie, to your face, and keep up the con long enough to become a prophet.
“I swear bb, it’s 10” but I can’t show you right now"
Holy shit you split the ocean into two? Sign me the fuck up to whatever cult you’re selling.
Technically it was a “sea”, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. If you just sign here, we can schedule your circumcision. If you’re already circumcised, we’ll need a verification video following specific guidelines or you can visit a worship center in your local area for a personal inspection.