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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

The line cook quietly handed me this

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The line cook quietly handed me this

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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    I like the use of ketchup to maximize the overall outrage levels.

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    For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.

    Edit: for those in need of assistance.

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      Hey, I’m here for you, too. We’re all here for you.

      Well, I’m here for you as long as you don’t put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.

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    Obligatory wkuk sketch

    https://youtu.be/MRh91b74zTU

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      I love that it starts with 0-2 hotdogs and then escalates to 7 by lunchtime.

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    This better not awaken something in me.

    Too late.

  • ol_capt_joe@piefed.social
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    It’s for your own good. JD Vance is on his way to collect the daily dogwater tax, and if he sees what you did you’re toast (or whatever makes sense, please and thank you) 🛋️

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    Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.

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        0geyrrSV5GhS4XK.gif

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      I’m picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.

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      Jesus, I wouldn’t even do this to a terrorist hotdog at a blacksite. Even I have limits.

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    Well that’s a first time I’ve ever seen that in a Costco

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    He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.

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    You got off easy, sicko.

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      This is a severe underreaction. OP should be locked up safely away from society.

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        Isn’t that why they’re on Lemmy?

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    If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.

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      I had an ex that could/would have done that, on cue, anytime. Their skill was unmatched, their dedication unwavering, their gag reflex nonexistent.

      I miss them.

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    They expectedly don’t serve to barbarians.

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    Imagine getting a card like this in an airplane.

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      this, but with the emergency exit door.

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    I know the hotdogs at Costco are good, but goddamn.

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    You’re the reason god invented prisons you degenerate (shudders)

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