What’s yer offer?

If literally everyone’s needs are met, why would anyone side with a warlord?

Because everyone’s needs being met =/= everyone’s desires being met.

30 minutes? Seems lenient. Can Discord detect if League is installed?

Mr. Genie? Yeah, this guy right here.

My dude is dialed the fuck in.

Except the monkeys have bazookas, so collateral damage is highly likely.

Cool. Anyway…

Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.

Glory to Arstmaga.

Look, sometimes you gotta yeet an infant on short notice, and you don’t have time to scavenge.

This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.

The answer is in the question. Pants down, bend over.

How do we know OP isn’t a lizard person trying to throw us off their scent?

Correlation =/= causation. She might be black out drunk.

Is it just me, or is NaCl a little too quiet?

Now THAT’S hot. Probably. It’s definitely dry.

Spiced with mystery sewer gasses.

Somewhere, sometime (everywhere, at all times), a fifth dimensional being is laughing at everyone who saw this while at work, including me.

I think your drill is the machine that does that, though.

At least Taylor’s okay.

Reminds me of this