You’re the only one who hasn’t just been using your phone in waiting rooms for 20 years.

They’re trying to buy your compliance! This is your sign to try more hallucinogens.

Ah yes homeopathy

Even if you’re not pirating, you can still play using the SRD. You can skip the DMG entirely and get monster stat blocks online.

But if I buy shares in the casino, then I still have to wait for a return!

Grand Theft Auto game creator sacked us for trying to unionise

The in-game radio will be a cruel reminder that they’re in favor of the things they’re satirizing.

The bars will run dry.

I get that same fun playing D&D. There’s risk and a thrill you might lose, but it’s super cheap.

My wife and I are fantastic gamblers. We always get more value in free drinks than we lose gambling.

The ol’ Kobayashi Maru

Our lack of solidarity with sick people?

?

If you want positive return gambling, then you have to wait and that’s no fun.

It looks like this curve starts ramping up before 1981.

So how long have they been protest non-voting for enshittification?

You’re a bad person for pointing this out. /s

Are you blaming enshittification on just this current administration?

WTF happened in 1971‽

I’ll show them, I’ll avoid those cyclical crashes by switching to Bitcoin!