I thought Hoverboards were the second wave of Segways.

This is just like the time we invaded Hell and the enemy brought sword-wielding balrogs to a missile fight.

Nice try but they didn’t even speak English. It was more like “woof woof woof awooooo!”

If we apply nuance to that reasoning, then Lemmy has some circle jerking and some nuance.

Found the G.O.G. user

Less bullshit, not perfectly credible

Therefore those tax numbers were 100% accurate all of the time.

I’m not sure we’re on the same page here

Less bullshit, not perfectly credible. Records on taxes and grain production are much more plausible than magic powers.

Ah OK I misunderstood and thought you meant anything written down at that time.

At hotels, rip out a random page in the middle. If anyone ever reads it they’ll be super annoyed.

Contemporary Roman records are less bullshit than Jesus walking on water in the New Testament because the writer cared whether or not it was true.

The same people who volunteered to move to the Americas.

I hope you’re right that the writing on the wall is for them and not for us.

But so long as private business endeavors continue to exist, they’ll just invest through a middleman.

“[Right] Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”

Iä! Iä! Claude fhtagn!

At least for rabies it’s not so bad anymore, just a few regular shots in the shoulder.

Thanks for reminding me… I ought to go caving before my immunity wears out.

If you followed politics discussions in 2024, then half of us were bots already. /s

Guns are designed to kill people.

LLM emissions are just like any other emissions.

Impressive flex

This wouldn’t be any different if he worked for a cooperative.

legalize shooting coal mine shareholders