It makes the speaker feel important when something has made them feel small.

Most of the time that’s after they tried it 20 years ago too.

Adblock and Chrome users too

I’ve been having trouble turning light bulbs into meth pipes; they keep breaking! Is there some trick to it?

Where are young people supposed to even meet each other anymore? JFC the only place they’re allowed to be overtly sexual is the bar, where it’s expensive now. Dating websites suck now and if you approach anyone anywhere else, you’re a creep?

God damn no wonder we have a dwindling population. The only safe options are rich and asexual.

/yells at cloud

Crime overall is down

That very much depends on the neighborhood!

• suburbs: anecdotally I’ve been fine, they don’t care as long as you come back in the morning
• city: take the bus to the bar

There’s a fun new counterculture where I’m expected to pay attention to boring things, but now if I don’t it’s because I must use my phone too much.

We don’t have to watch the whole video, just the intro credits.

To be fair, their main competition is Microsoft.

Corporations shouldn’t be allowed to buy each other

Abolish the corporate veil. People are accountable for their own actions, corporations are not real. They can buy liability insurance. And if that insurance is too expensive, then the market has spoken and you shouldn’t do it.

Treat it just like anyone paying someone else to do something.

A month’s worth of business is probably more expensive than having it cleaned.

I made the mistake of starting on 95, now I can’t stand anything fancier than XFCE.

I don’t even do that and get no delays (Linux Mint, Firefox, ublock)

If adblock didn’t work perfectly on YouTube, then I’d just entertain myself elsewhere.

The message is clear: society wants you to insider trade. Just go to a non-extradition country before you leak it.

Ooh is there a website that does this? I want to bring it down to one step without visiting YouTube.

Fair, I assumed they meant the channel in context.

In their defense, most of the time when someone just posts a YouTube link on social media it’s a complete waste of time. Video is very slow to get to the point, that’s why we’re reading!