Infowars is making the tshirts gay.
Onion really needs rainbow frog shirts with the Infowars logo.
It’s weird that my two most trusted institutions are a satirical newspaper and a rude card game, right?
Didn’t the rude card game have an employee institutionalised for not laughing at their n-word jokes?
Lost a bit of respect in my book there.
One of my most trustworthy news sources is an imitation from cartoon which presents as a talking fish on Instagram
onion may be making a merchandise, but they did not take over anything, so far… they have a plan to rent the domain for 6 months, it now depends on a texas judge… so far the infowars is still full of alex jones’ shit, as everyone can verify by typing that address into browser.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jones-the-onion.html
it is fascinating how people are willing to shout nonsense that is not true, as long as they like the nonsense… cool (mis)info war 😂
It’s going to be hard to satirize Infowars. This is a real shirt Alex Jones is selling now:
So they’re wearing shirts with which they self identify as low iq now? Are they getting self aware? Before ai? That’s a surprise…
Or is it a black shirt with low iq, basically fully bringing out in the open the thinly veiled dog whistle of trump using the term whenever he’s talking about women of color?
Yeah more that, i think
Last I heard they were still in the process. Has it been finalized yet?
Edit- Awaiting the OK from Texas judges.
It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain. The best part is that Jones is going through bankruptcy, having to sell off almost all of his belongings to compensate the families he harassed and slandered (libelled?)
Slandered.
The most perfectly cast part in all of cinema.
Wouldn’t it be both if he says it on a podcast and then writes an article?
Did he write an article? I thought he always did spoken.
I was under the assumption infowars was also a website with blogs or dumb articles on it. I have no idea, though because I had no reason to visit his website.
So, can we get ahold of the cue cards?
Still doesn’t count unless the cue cards were shown to the public.
Apparently finalized a few days ago. But the news was published in The Onion, so you can be forgiven for thinking it might be satire.
Yeah, they’re posting it all over the place. I’ve seen other platforms also posting it everywhere.
the fact that onion is posting something all over the place does not mean anything, they seem to be taking it as seriously as all their other news
this is the freshest info: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jones-the-onion.html
they are waiting for a judge, they have a wish, but they own/rent/control anything at this time.
“other platforms” reposting that does not mean anything. same as it did not mean anything when they posted the same false information 18 months ago:
if anything, it is nice example of why we need professional media collecting and verifying news before releasing them and why random people shouting on social networks are not news
Not finalised. Needs court approval.
It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain
all things considered, that could be renegotiated with the registrar now that Jones is no longer the owner. It’s no longer worth that as it’s not raking in Jones-level revenue. Sure, it’s still worth a lot, especially with The Onion owning it, but, still, not $81k/mo.
That $81K/mo isn’t going to the registrar. Its going to the manager of Jone’s debt to be distributed to his creditors, including the families of Sandy Hook.
oh, my mistake
The deal calls for The Onion to pay $81,000 a month to license the Infowars.com domain and brand name, which the receiver says will “cover carrying costs to preserve and protect the assets of the receivership estate” until an appeal filed by Jones is decided and the path is cleared for a sale.
I see, so it’s temporary, although that appeal could take years
it is not temporary and it is not permanent. there isn’t ANYTHING yet. they have a wish they brought to a judge and now they wait for what the judge will decide. if the judge decides to their liking, then it will be temporary…
81k per month, that’s wild
Finalized a few days ago.
A deal was signed, but it needs approval from a Texas court before it can be finalised.
no
I audibly said “yayyyy” at my screen when I saw the shirt lol
i really want the tote but at the same time i’m pretty sure most people won’t get it. they’d just see the logo, google it, and think i’m an idiot. if they’d made a pride-patterned bag with the plain logo on it i’d be more interested.
🎉 👉🐸👉 🏳️🌈 👈🐸👈 🎉
Shirt needs a rainbow frog on it
They really are turning the frogs gay
Can they make a frog sized version so we can gay the frogs?
