BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoNothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1843arrow-down17
arrow-up1836arrow-down1imageNothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squaretektite@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoOh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??
minus-squareSaprophyte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoI would never disrespect the panda. I was there to worship at the altar of orange chicken. It is a holy place for me.
Oh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??
I would never disrespect the panda. I was there to worship at the altar of orange chicken. It is a holy place for me.