I guess corn does grow as high as an elephant’s eye

Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh

I was once asked what my perfect work-life balance would be and I replied “No work, just life.”

Dodge v. Ford says so

Cyber Monday is funny because it started with people buying things at work so it wouldn’t show up in their shared computers’ browser history, and now it’s like a whole made-up thing

And why Germany, which has low pork prices, has the McRib year round

I think the overlap is people who drive around a lot.

That’s why every conservative profile pic is them in a truck: They only had Rush to listen to for all of the 90s and most of the 00s

And he was on during the day. The real whack jobs were on at like 2am talking about literal aliens

Is there a French version of /c/ich_iel?

Real Dolls just got a lot more real

Fun fact: They were trippin balls in this photo because they dropped acid in the limo

So many guys are victims of bad posture

That’s the body you get if you’re doing good chorin’ like using a scythe

Thankfully some women find it incredibly sexy.

One reason I like it is because it’s not multiplayer

Ravenfield is a stupid shooter with bad graphics but it scratches my itch for destruction without a lot of work.

If I have a bad day I throw on some metal and shoot those little stick men.

He still has something to prove or he’d be in pajama pants

And yet he’s still in a tux

Still AI induced psychosis and body dysmorphia from social media

I’ve got a customer right now who needs this lesson taught to them, but I lack the power to properly discipline them.

One of the first thing I learned in my IT internship is that you keep your receipts. That way management can’t blame you for implementing their stupid requests.