Everything belongs to everyone because our ancestors were here first.

Remember the streetlight thread? That was another great one

I can confirm that’s the source. Don’t worry about clicking it, most of the images are lost to time.

Which is a shame. It was hilarious.

I understand that reference

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As long as they give me a way to run my own server for free, I agree with you.

Around Lancaster, PA you’d have a group of Amish teenagers wandering Walmart at that time of night, alongside meth heads.

This sounds like the CSS @media print with extra steps

How’s this instead: II > I

Allow me to present the most frustrating graph in the world:

One way to get Congress to act on this would be to remind them of how Robert Bork’s video rental history got released. They very quickly realized that they all had the same sleazy movies on their rental list and passed a law making it illegal to share them.

Call your Congressmen and tell them that their smart TV is sending screenshots of whatever they’re watching back to home base, including stuff that’s not streamed, and there might be swift action.

Better yet, hack Samsung and leak it to the press. That’ll definitely light a fire under them.

You don’t need a high bandwidth connection to do emergency notifications, and considering it might be in a remote area satellite would be better than LTE.

For the diagnostics you could log events internally and then collect them with OBD-II readers, though I’d like to force car makers to use open data formats so people can see for themselves what’s collected.

As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.

Since telling them that Bork’s video rentals could be made public got them the pass the VPPA, maybe telling them their TVs know all the freaky porn they watch will get them to pass a comprehensive digital privacy bill.

Though I’d have to use photosynthesis if I wanted to hold my breath.

Yeah, I got it backwards. Unless you’re in a former Commonwealth country and you drive on the left

Some other things to add:

• Stand left, walk right on escalators and moving walkways
• Do not walk more than two abreast, and be aware that there may be people behind you who want to walk faster.

My main gripe with society is that everyone else is in their own little worlds and I’m stuck in the real one dealing with them all.

iPads are probably a lot easier to sanitize

I have a VPN so I can securely access my home network when I’m away

Totally agree. This hypothetical company could capitalize on that. The branding “Trucks for people who need trucks” writes itself.

ETA: Get Nick Offerman to be the spokesman.

Yes, most humans have trouble putting what they want into logical step-by-step instructions.