This is the sort of high-brow memery I’ve come to expect from Lemmy

Absolutely. “Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to say something and remove all doubt.”

For context: He’s talking about the communication system between airports. Apparently it had been over copper, but now they’re taking bids to make it all fiber.

But, as usual, he’s an idiot who has no idea what he’s talking about.

What a stupid timeline

Could have been worse. They wanted to send Big Bird.

Also, I wasn’t in kindergarten yet or I’d have seen it. I think this is a core Gen X memory that Millennials don’t have.

I only got into subnautica because Markiplier was so funny screaming in the videos

Every generation is horrible because every generation is made up of people, and people are the worst

I’ll just watch some let’s plays on YouTube

Such is mango

They don’t compete here either.

They’ve stopped producing passenger cars, and the Chicken Tax means they don’t have to compete on trucks.

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Fun fact I learned recently: The band The Presidents of the United States of America did a collab with Sir Mix-A-Lot under the name Subset

Satsuma

That’s not terrorism. That song is a bop.

It’s the national anthem of the Internet.

It can do bread and the best tasting broccoli and Brussels sprouts you’ve ever had

Nah, I’ve got a Bluetooth thermometer so I can track it while I play video games

I have a Traeger and saved $200 because it was the model without WiFi.

I made a delicious turkey breast on Independence Day

I just post while I’m waiting for a command to finish running.

It’s not my fault the deploy takes 20 minutes.

These aren’t too different from the novels we’d get at the Scholastic Book Fair. Captain Underpants definitely comes to mind.

They gave my kids a stepping stone from short children’s books to chapter books so it’s not all bad.

I think you’re having a Mengele Effect about the Mandela Effect.

I would recommend putting the pihole and any network management tools on dedicated hardware.

It’s not fun having a random update for Transmission take down your entire internet. Ask me how I know.