DNS never has problems and always works. /s

Unless it’s not and then we get alphanumeric soup

Oh boy I can’t wait to tell my parents to go to fff8::ab298:42cab3:187daq::1 to get to their router.

Any system whereby a thousand middlemen don’t get to get a cut of the money is illegal and immoral. /s

Yep. It feels good knowing I can take a few hundred KB of text files and rebuild my whole system.

It’s also produced (slowly) through radioactive decay underground where it becomes trapped with other gasses. That’s the reserve we’ve been working with.

In my town they’d do 20 and then slowly coast to a stop at every light.

To be fair they’re all like 80 and on who knows what medication. I’ve seen a few with oxygen tubes in their noses while behind the wheel.

Sadly, my problem is rarely driving too fast, but usually well under the speed limit for which the lights are timed.

That bad feeling is old enough to rent a car.

Do you know how long I’ve been feeling bad about it?

We’re gonna make AGI and realize that being stupid sometimes and making mistakes is integral to general intelligence.

The worst part is that it was all down to our existing system being owned by Salesforce, and Larry Ellison hating the CEO of Salesforce.

We could still use Amazon and Microsoft products but nothing from Saleforce because Uncle Larry was butthurt.

I’m gonna call him Fritters

These guys were blown away when I showed them the same feature in a competitor’s product.

The company I worked for had just been bought by Oracle and we were under a directive to switch to all Oracle software, so I guess they weren’t motivated because there wasn’t extra money in it.

I’ve started thanking traffic lights when they’re green and I swear I’m getting more green lights. The machine spirit likes to be appreciated.

I was once told by Oracle engineers that it would take 18-24 months to add a drop down with auto complete to their ticketing system.

They don’t have good engineers because Oracle is a law firm pretending to be a tech company.

Apparently people are hocking bootleg injectable peptides by calling them peppers

Me after trying Raising Canes for the first time.

It’s barely better than school cafeteria food.

Gotta say the new horny Lemmy is fun