Thanks for reminding me I’m not as old as I think I am.

As well he should

I must admit I stole that comment from when this picture was posted on Fark 15-20 years ago

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I whip my hare back and forth

Ron Swanson would hate this. But Nick Offerman would approve.

(If he’s not a bootlicker.)

Phone companies already decide who owns a phone line.

They’re utilities.

That’s how utilities work.

“Sorry, no email for your octogenarian Senator. TrumpID is down”

A thousand bucks here or there won’t make a difference to them.

This is really about getting a thousand bucks. Fuckin JG Wentworth shit

Go ahead and ban the people who are literally running the infrastructure they’re using

Will the sysadmins in Congress need to verify their age to use a server?

It feels like a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington display would solve this.

Just bring everything that has an operating system in it into the room. Cars, boats, planes, construction equipment, tractors, factories, knock off game consoles, literally every server on the internet.

Show them the ridiculousness of this and maybe we’ll get dragged out by police and charged with contempt of congress

LMAO at the engineers having to verify their age on systems controls

Why not? Their usage profile is different from homes and industrial areas. Seems like prudent planning.

Unless you’re saying I could fill my residential basement with racks and sell it as a data center because “they shouldn’t be treated different.”

Israel wouldn’t claim Jupiter.

There’s no land.

AI data centers can get electricity. They just gotta pay.

You know, like other large industrial users of electricity.

It might destroy the center but I don’t think Iran can destroy naquada

Tankies are drunk on hierarchy and violence.

Well…

If you want to run a desktop app you need to have it signed or jump through a few minor hoops to grant it permission. (Go to system settings, authenticate, allow it, then right-click and select “Open”)

But it’s not like it’s impossible.

Shh, don’t stop them when they’re acting superior

I thought not doing it within range of 360 degree surveillance was obvious