My car doesn’t even shift for me and has no cameras or cellular radios, nor any software that can make internet connections.

If she’s spying on me she’s being quite clever about it.

Fechez la vache!

We don’t need a wearable for more than a camera and microphone, and that’s only for people who are too lazy to take their phone out of their pocket.

Sitting for a midnight piss makes it a lot easier for me to get back to sleep.

To be fair, Europe is all about their summer vacations.

Something something governments should be scared of their people

Only by using a significant amount of power and water

If we teach kids to think critically it will undermine all the zero tolerance policies

Real glad I may have allegedly acquired a printer at some point in the last six years.

Allegedly.

He will be remembered for that reaction and his contribution to pig husbandry

I guarantee the salespeople said the weight meant they were built well

Fun fact: Clothes washers actually do have concrete weights in them to help damper spin oscillations:

Source: The Secret Life of Machines

Big “SHOYGU!” energy

They’ll go straight Mr. Burns on you

The main problem is that they can’t get as big on land so there’s not much meat on the exoskeleton.

The taste is gonna move ya

Old and busted: Software piracy

New hotness: Hardware piracy

Big “Home Taping is Killing Music” energy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music

Tech companies used to push back on stuff like this, but now that they need to fix the ad market they’re fine with the surveillance.

That’s what the government wants and happens to align with industry