Only by using a significant amount of power and water

If we teach kids to think critically it will undermine all the zero tolerance policies

Real glad I may have allegedly acquired a printer at some point in the last six years.

Allegedly.

He will be remembered for that reaction and his contribution to pig husbandry

I guarantee the salespeople said the weight meant they were built well

Fun fact: Clothes washers actually do have concrete weights in them to help damper spin oscillations:

Source: The Secret Life of Machines

Big “SHOYGU!” energy

They’ll go straight Mr. Burns on you

The main problem is that they can’t get as big on land so there’s not much meat on the exoskeleton.

The taste is gonna move ya

Old and busted: Software piracy

New hotness: Hardware piracy

Big “Home Taping is Killing Music” energy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music

Tech companies used to push back on stuff like this, but now that they need to fix the ad market they’re fine with the surveillance.

That’s what the government wants and happens to align with industry

The reason they want age verification isn’t to protect the kids. It’s to verify the entity making a request is a real person and not a bot so they can charge more for the ad space.

So if it’s popular it’s not art.

People like you are why Ferraris aren’t in art museums.

The plots are shit, the acting is over the top, but let’s not pretend prat falls and false punches can’t be art when done well.

This could backfire spectacularly.

“It’s always nice to meet a friend of a team member! My name is Joe.”

“Ohhh, you’re the idiot who keeps screwing things up!”

Damn, and I thought a station wagon full of tapes had a lot of bandwidth.

In my high school there was one big bathroom by the gym that every guy, even teachers, used for #2. It has a locking door, was far away from anything, and we even had a magazine rack with Sports Illustrated and Popular Mechanics.

Somehow we all arrived at this without coordination. We even kept it clean.