Boomer Humor Doomergod

If my face is gonna melt anyway let me have my fun.

“I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview,” - James Comey as FBI director.

This isn’t an argument this is abuse!

And then the FBI takes your cabin and puts it in a warehouse

Plz fix the spelling k thx

Everyone on 9/11: “WHY DID THEY ATTACK NYC?!?!?”

Me, after reading bin Laden’s manifesto: “Ah, that’s actually pretty logical.”

TBH it doesn’t look very different from that electric Ferrari

The universe is a shitpost

To be fair, once we reduced electronics to black slabs and tiny earbuds there’s not much more we can revolutionize

Exactly.

Do the Chinese make a car that’s not like that?

I’m an antisocialist

That’s at least better than modern US cars.

Still don’t want all the crazy electronics that are gonna break.

Are the Chinese EVs repairable though? And what I’ve seen of them is a bunch of gimmicky features that I don’t want.

Even if they weren’t all bots I wouldn’t trust skincare advice from Redditors

Not only because of this, but also their investment in early childhood education.

Sam & Dean

Yoooouuu’re correct.

Sooooo correct.

About once a month this goes through my head:

Yeeesss you’re next

Yooouu’re so next

Moving can’t hurt if you never move.

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Why did they make it with an arm? All of this can be done with much simpler machinery. Hell, Costco already has an automatic sauce spreader.