Fuckin narc

Also I’m not a boomer.

I wasn’t gonna block the strait, but then I got high

I was gonna let all the boats go float, but then I got high

Now I’m shooting down Shaheds, and I know why

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I’ve got over 2500 hours in Civ VI, and probably double that or more for all previous versions of Civ

Most companies don’t have the staff or experience required to keep applications running all the time.

Yes, I know that this should be basic IT knowledge but I’ve found this sort of problem at dozens of companies throughout my career.

So the offload the problems of high availability and disaster recovery to other folks and pay a monthly fee for it. Then they have someone else to blame when it goes down.

SaaS is just a way to avoid responsibility.

Humans do this sort of justification all the time.

If your backups are stored alongside your production data THEY ARE NOT BACKUPS

It depends on the make but that’s when I feel cars tipped the scale to becoming appliances

I am never buying a car built after 2016

If I ran a high school tech class I’d give them a box of parts and say “make it run Doom”

Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs

It’s weird that my two most trusted institutions are a satirical newspaper and a rude card game, right?

Yes but 69F is nice while 69C is not

Since we’re in the cursed timeline, Trump will leave office in 2029 and be elected prime minister of Canada.

There’s also the fact that a lot of those dollars moving are against people’s will or for stupid, inefficient reasons.

If we each paid each other a thousand bucks an hour not to hit each other then that grows GDP without doing anything useful.

GDP measures the value of all goods and services produced in a country. A legal scam can hide as a service and get counted.

This is why cars are good for GDP but mass transit isn’t, because a lot more cost goes into a car than a bus on a per rider basis.

The same goes for health insurance. Simply paying a doctor for services is far less GDP than paying an insurance company who then pays the doctor after taking a cut.

Once you realize what GDP measures a lot of what countries do makes sense.

They were moderately popular around the turn of the century. They held 100-250MB but were pretty fragile. There were others called Jaz disks that held 1GB.

But once you could burn a CD or use a thumb drive they weren’t worth the risk of data loss.

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Scams improve GDP

If you were a real pervert like me you needed zip disks