I’ve got a customer right now who needs this lesson taught to them, but I lack the power to properly discipline them.

One of the first thing I learned in my IT internship is that you keep your receipts. That way management can’t blame you for implementing their stupid requests.

A few jobs ago I had the CEO of the startup I worked at tell me that when he was meeting investors they’d question an engineer’s competence if they showed up looking too well dressed.

I won’t date anyone who uses dihydrogen monoxide on a regular basis

If he thinks the reaction was people not being impressed then it shows that CEOs are psychopaths who can’t relate to normal people.

They could do this without causing rot. Spray the water into the airflow of the display rather than directly onto the produce, and also by covering the produce on display when they’re closed.

Yep, you’ve got it right.

As for me, I have a pretty beefy main server so I went with a multi-drive enclosure and set up a ZFS pool with the enclosure in JBOD mode.

I had been using the built-in RAID feature but it broke and even with formatted drives and a new enclosure it wouldn’t work, so I offloaded the RAID stuff to the server with ZFS.

It makes them look pretty and weigh more

This rots the vegetables. I turn the little nozzles off when I’m feeling ornery.

Can’t wait for the inevitable Gabecube boot screen mod

Blasphe-you, blasphe-me, poisonous pedagogy

Die Hard With a Vengeance isn’t a Christmas movie but IMHO it’s the best of the series

And then when they’re 20 years old and there’s not as many they’ll be cool again

The Stig was originally going to be called The Gimp but the BBC didn’t approve.

So they should rename it STIG which stands for So This Is Gimp

No that’s something like Nedrag Evilo Ta Tae

That really depends on how much money he has.

I could t afford to bet nearly much against it but I would if the returns wouldn’t be enough to buy a soda.

I’ve been blocking ads for like 30 years. I see so little advertising I feel like an alien.

I don’t like paddle shifters. There’s no element of risk in missing a gear and blowing up your transmission

But even the biggest trucks out there don’t have 1,000 horsepower, and they’re built to haul heavy loads uphill in bad weather.

There are places in the US that, instead of banning giant trucks, are banning Kei trucks.

I hate this country.