Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours agoWhat sort of grill needs a firmware update lolsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square175fedilinkarrow-up11.16Karrow-down17
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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up130arrow-down1·22 hours agoI have a Traeger and saved $200 because it was the model without WiFi. I made a delicious turkey breast on Independence Day
minus-squarederg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up114·22 hours agoJokes on you when they invent a new kind of meat your grill can’t cook
minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up62·21 hours agoDRM Ribs. The Salmonella will not die until you pay for Traeger’s $19 a month subscription
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoSkill issue. I eat my food raw. The explosive shits are just me speedrunning my bathroom breaks. Efficiency baby!
minus-squaressɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoSomeone’s gonna crack that shit and release it as a spice and when you open it a cool as fuck midi techno track plays while you crack your ribs.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·19 hours agoPlease chew with your mouth open.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoI’m an immigrant (not a refugee to be clear) and this excerpt absolutely nails the camaraderie aspect of it and the way that living in immigrant neighborhoods/buildings feels. Turns out, Doctorow’s father was born in a refugee camp.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 hours agoWow, that’s super-topical in more ways than I had expected. The more I read, the more scarily insightful it gets. spoiler The main character being a refugee, with almost all that entails (can’t blame Doctorow for not anticipating it getting this bad) The dystopian collusion between the appliance-rentiers and the landlord, as well as the climax hinging on lack of tenant protections The way capitalism attempts to subsume all critique. This is a story that’s important, that everybody needs to read.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·22 hours agoIt can do bread and the best tasting broccoli and Brussels sprouts you’ve ever had
minus-squaredeegeese@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·21 hours agoAre you seriously taking the risk of brussels sprouts with outdated firmware?
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·21 hours agoraw shrimp on a grill staying completely uncooked next to grilled chicken and steak because you don’t have the DRM for SeaPak©️ shrimp (photorealistic, art station, comedy, vivid)
minus-square6nk06@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·22 hours agoAre you live from your backyard where you’re smoking meats?
minus-squareInaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours ago🎵. meat like a brisket. 🎶
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 hours agoNah, I’ve got a Bluetooth thermometer so I can track it while I play video games
I have a Traeger and saved $200 because it was the model without WiFi.
I made a delicious turkey breast on Independence Day
Jokes on you when they invent a new kind of meat your grill can’t cook
DRM Ribs. The Salmonella will not die until you pay for Traeger’s $19 a month subscription
Skill issue. I eat my food raw. The explosive shits are just me speedrunning my bathroom breaks. Efficiency baby!
Someone’s gonna crack that shit and release it as a spice and when you open it a cool as fuck midi techno track plays while you crack your ribs.
Please eat verification Sausage.
Please chew with your mouth open.
Unauthorized Bread
I’m an immigrant (not a refugee to be clear) and this excerpt absolutely nails the camaraderie aspect of it and the way that living in immigrant neighborhoods/buildings feels. Turns out, Doctorow’s father was born in a refugee camp.
Wow, that’s super-topical in more ways than I had expected. The more I read, the more scarily insightful it gets.
spoiler
This is a story that’s important, that everybody needs to read.
It can do bread and the best tasting broccoli and Brussels sprouts you’ve ever had
Are you seriously taking the risk of brussels sprouts with outdated firmware?
raw shrimp on a grill staying completely uncooked next to grilled chicken and steak because you don’t have the DRM for SeaPak©️ shrimp (photorealistic, art station, comedy, vivid)
Are you live from your backyard where you’re smoking meats?
🎵. meat like a brisket. 🎶
Nah, I’ve got a Bluetooth thermometer so I can track it while I play video games