It might be AI but it’s real in my head cannon. All he needs now are akimbo submachine guns to complete the look.

Sign me up!

They can’t know the password if they’ve been stabbed to death

Download (and print) a knife

“Hun, would you rather get $1 million dollars in a year or get $1 in a million years?”

I’d buy from this vendor

Bye

Wow they ain’t send separately

Wow girl you’re so beautiful 😍💕

he lid

It is, in fact, difficult to counter an argument when the person you’re debating has high explosives.

This is about as dumb as the Trump administration taking out the Enola Gay from their websites because it had the word “gay” in it and their search effort was woefully naïve.

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch

The classiest of occasions, Fourth Meal™

There’s a reason why Grindr servers overload when there’s a Republican convention in town.

You’ll find this in the aisle with the pasta

More leche per leche!

But are you a true enough patriot to print out the Terms and Conditions so that you have it even when offline?

It’s like Gcode path for lost humans

Add more lanes to the fun bridge, people will surely want to use it then.