Rivermoonwolf

When these guys say “think of the children!”, it’s usually with their hands down their own pants.

I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5

Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?

Don’t worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough

Turn it off and turn it back on?

I don’t wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can’t get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I’ve been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

Sadly, I’d say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.