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13,492% sudden unexplained interest boost in local Alabama news station

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    Finally

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

    • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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      doot…doot…!

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    god i wish i was her brother

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      No you don’t.

    • Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
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      • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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        It’s alabama dude it’s my only shot

        • daannii@lemmy.world
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          Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain’t into the hillbilly stuff.

          • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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            so… cousin? second cousin?

        • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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          Cousin could work!

          • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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            that’s too normal tho

            • tourist@lemmy.world
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              I fucking love this thread

            • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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              Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.

          • [deleted]@piefed.world
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            kissing cousins!

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Is this the bee movie?

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          It’s from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a “close second”. This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.

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      I wanna be her step brother

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    I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn’t look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University

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      I wish only the best for her in life.

      • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
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        Well thanks for hoping against me.

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          Be good for her and you’re the wish.

          Or, just, like…be you and I can’t help that. /s

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            I can fix ruin her. And not in the good way.

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    I don’t watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh… What do you think they are talking about today?

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      Lockheed Martin

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        And how shit everything is.

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    How to bring back profitability to local news

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    I haven’t watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I’ve been missing?!

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      Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It’ll be funnier when he watches, and can’t figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.

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    I’m once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.

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      I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.

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      Not a chud but… I’d like to hear the explanation anyway. What’s a goth?

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      Dudes seeing a woman in black: “Is this a goth?”

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      Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:

      https://www.dailydot.com/goth-news-chick-goes-viral-alabama

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    I think she was the star of the movie “the girl with the bicentennial asshole”. It’s a cheeky porn parody of bicentennial man, I think they even used AI to insert Robin Williams as every male performer in the film.

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    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Wth

      1000013904

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        On Etsy???

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