• hansolo@lemmy.today
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    2 hours ago

    I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

    “Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend”

    Goth Local News: “But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story…”

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      50 minutes ago

      “A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all.”