What’s that look on her face… aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??
Nah, that’s the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.
She’s cute.
Smash
Thank you.
If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.
Ms. Wood is incredibly based
Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That’s pretty interesting if true.
No, not even among just the illegal narcotics.
Yeah that does make more sense. I guess that makes the comic quite a bit more offensive though lol
Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
Manager of Princess Donut.
This is a non-combatant NPC.
This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy’s card. patriotic people don’t shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant
side side note, I don’t have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant
He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds.
ty for explaining the joke
I would say the Tim’s card would imply from an era the company was less shit (RIP their OG Ham & Swiss sandwich with the crunchy bread).
But I don’t think Tim’s ever had a loyalty card did they? Maybe a roll up the rim “free coffee” they forgot to ever cash in.
I’ve got one in my wallet right now.
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Fuck, that last bit cracked me up. Consider it stolen.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
So stupid…
The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦♂️
Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.
By this time the only thing water was to me is blanding.
I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.
Does that make ranch the second one?
In the Midwest, yes
i don’t see any Canadians disagreeing
I’m from Canada.
It’s not America.
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
But Canada is in America
Continents aren’t real.
Which continent is Russia in? Is Costa Rica in the same continent as Mexico or are they in different continents? Is “Central America” a continent?
It’s all made up bullshit, so why not just say Canada is it’s own continent?
I fully agree with you, but add the additional point that countries are fictions as well.
I’m American. That’s how we view you guys as well.
Sorry, but I don’t see her saying sorry!
Sörry
Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can’t smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.
We aren’t - this is spot on
Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.
She hung out with Rob Ford
Is Kate single?
You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?
🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵
oilmaple syrupIN THE NAME OF LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
Canadians put syrup on their weed?
What Godless creatures
This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank
She has her own “magic schoolbus” but it’s just a clapped out sectional in her garage.
“Please let this be an ordinary English lesson.”
“With the Dank? No way!!!”
Yes… Ha ha ha… YES!
Making the stickiest icky.
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More like Kate Weed, amiright??
Also is weed super illegal in Japan?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*
* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana
Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?
America. During occupation we forced Japan to make marijuana, hemp and every other drug illegal. Partially its said to force our own ideas of morality on Japan. Part of it was specifically to destroy the Japanese hemp industry which was quite large at the time, to the point were Hokkaido has a large wild hemp/marijuana population that is actively watched and destroyed still.
She said Thank You. Everything checks out.
