My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.
My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.
Sounds like a rule that would end up landing Hitler in the Medium Place with Mindy and Derek.
Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.
Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.
Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!
Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,
And invite JD on over to the couch."
Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?
When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
25% off and all I need to do is give up access to my phone and all the info it gathers on me to be monetized and used to manipulate me into spending more?!
Onions back!