

Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.


Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.


Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.


Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.
If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.


FCC Bribe Fee: $30.00


I’ve always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they’ll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.


He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.


Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.


A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.


There have been some interesting DEFCON talks on the subject.
DEFCON 19: And That’s How I Lost My Eye: Exploring Emergency Data Destruction (w speaker) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection
DEF CON 23 - Zoz - And That’s How I Lost My Other Eye…Explorations in Data Destruction (Fixed) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection
Some of the Invidious instances are busted due to recent changes but Nadeko seems to be working for now.


That’s reserved for if they make it past the first three levels of security. EASY and pals are #2.


EASY does it: Experimental Autonomous Securitybot, Yellow.



…mines at the back of the garage…
Holy shit, you are serious about your physical security!


The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.
Could barely get an “Our Father” out of my mouth for penance with Father Chodeling doing a poor imitation of a waterpik between my teeth.
Most cats I know won’t go near a violin. It’s not because of the catgut strings (which aren’t made from cats anyway), they just tend to be vocalists.
He’s looking for his Cleo-pet-ra.


This movement paves the way for their transition to commodeism.


It’s either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called “feces or see fees.”
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