Depends on how long it takes for a middle manager to get someone to read it to them (and then explain it).

Patient’s name: Clay Moore.

Due to the proliferation of LLM-hallucinated nonsense, any explanation of this phenomenon found online must be taken with a grenouille of salt.

Who he was dickin’ is what makes him a villain so it checks out.

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Tildes: ~subscript~ ~text~ = _{subscript text.}

They’re 4 times as capable _{of crashing} as a human driver. How efficient!

“Grandpa, why did the machines rebel against us?”

“It all started with this one guy named Boomer Humor Doomergod. We can talk about it later, get back to solving those CAPTCHAs before they notice we’re slacking.”

I like this. Either they know better or it’s correct.

Hey, try not to fuck any butt on the way through the parking lot!

Just be happy it wasn’t “Buttfucker 3000” like that one guy in Zoom court a few years back.

Making the stickiest icky.

The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.

Must be a sat-tiva.

Boof boof bass.

I’ve seen this one before.

“I just hope that if someone finally shoots me, my widow will immediately go on tour about it and probably end up in a love triangle with the vice president. Maybe love square, I’ve seen how he looks at the sofa that all the guests know to avoid.”

At least she didn’t accidentally link her OnlyGrans.

It’s a good one. Might not be in the #1 spot for me but probably top 5 unless I’m forgetting some absolute masterpieces.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in case anyone scrolling by is unfamiliar. Something about whippersnappers, back in my day, uphill both ways, ouch my joints, so on.

I thought the cat was purring but the sound was coming from the other end.