But if I probe a deer, they say I’m a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
But if I probe a deer, they say I’m a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.
That’s because it’s a heart beet.
Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.
Careful Pinocchio, one more lie and she’s going to start choking.
Somebody misread “ſeptember” and just went with it.
The name fits, it’s just that the only people in the world who give a shit about baseball are from the USA.
If you want to see someone who really deserves that title, check out Brendan O’Connor’s talk about the CreepyDOL project at DEFCON 21. Nice reminder of how much information most of us are leaking in the RF spectrum for anybody interested in listening and piecing things together.
Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.
It’s a teleportation device.
That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.
Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.
That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
Just some asshole.
Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.
They don’t install it while you’re alive, what does it matter? Just a chunk of decomposing meat at that point.
Probably the year before it was truncated so they can get into more search results. Something like “best 2020 party ideas” (without quotes) might do it.