TomMasz

Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you’re willing.

A decent compiler will optimize this into return maybe;

So stupid it’s brilliant.

It was fairly common in the US decades ago, but you don’t hear it as much now. You’re more likely to hear it with “business” instead of “beeswax” when you do.

Definitely not an alien invasion.

X Pretend CEO Linda Yaccarino

I laughed but it still bothers me a little.

Oh gawd, the smell!

JWs set up a little booth on weekends in a park I ride my bike through. I’ve never seen them talking to anyone but each other. They always seem to be retirement age, do they have trouble recruiting young people?

When we were looking for a house, we put an offer in on one and the seller replied that they thought the offer was “insulting”. We thought that was rude but it was nothing compared to this.

I’m trying not to imagine how awful that must smell.

A time saver, really.

Stop talking and eat your dinner, it’s getting warm.

There’s way more detail in the butt than seems necessary.

Here’s my number, call me maybe?

They look stupid. And contagious.

Yes, I know who this is (and isn’t).

Duck and Cover!

If they fits, they sits.

The logic is sound, but the math doesn’t check out.

Meta has been running ads claiming no one can read your WhatsApp messages, including them. For some reason, I’m not 100% sure about this. It’s hard to imagine they can resist grabbing all that data for their AI somehow.