!ping
Fish in the area

!ping
Fish on hook
Tap REEL to begin reeling

!ping
Fish escaped
Tap CAST to try again

Sure but the clock doesn’t tell time any differently—now it’s just displaying wrong, instead.

I don’t work on Fridays.

Guns don’t kill people—people kill people!

How I’m reading your comment.

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If the cream wasn’t such a goddamn sensory nightmare…
UPF clothes FTW

[Dissenting silence]

I’m already on Signal but nobody else is.

I feel this.

At my last job (automotive manufacturing: production) we got a total of an hour of break over the course of our 12hr shifts.

You know what really pissed off the managers? When they found out we were rotating through breaks all day long.
Hahaha. Fuckers.

Men.

I went from 3 likes from women exclusively to 99+ from both in like two weeks.

Ad-doctrination

I have a Dell laptop from 2013 I’m running Mint on 🫡

Granted, I’m only using it for web browsing and note taking, but still.

Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

Amen
God is great

That, uh 👀 must have been someone else…

I know, i know. 😔

I had one but it didn’t work out for other reasons. Turns out there are more important things.
Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

Good comic but don’t feed bread to ducks.

TL;DR:

Here’s a great list of safe-for-waterfowl foodstuffs, which include cucumber, corn, peas, beans, broccoli, beets, squash, flowers, alfalfa, tomatoes, eggplant, bananas (no peel), pineapple, pomegranate seeds, scrambled eggs, dry cat food or dog food, and rice

https://youtu.be/EuRjmzz6qL0

Hahaha i too have that saved. I love it so much.