Amended by u/Snapz:
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Where brain worms?
You’re missing the high fructose corn syrup.
Sorry, there’s another layer. Crippling depression.
🤘🤘🤘
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You’re supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
Now do another country!
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
So much winning
Suggesting a minor change…
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It’s ones of the new staples.
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
Lead is metal ya know
And yeah plastics should be there instead of glass
Like I said, I REALLY enjoyed those…
Don’t worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/
lfl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.Double the H per O
Are you saying standard water or H4O?
H⁴O would be impossible, since O can only leach onto 2 electrons at a time (a singe H has 1 free electron). My guess would be H²O + 2H or smth…
It’s the water equivalent of 4K
Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Mexico might cut off their urine exports in the trade war.
The microplastics are in your balls.
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
