Armand play calls are cool but the radio in the QB helmet is the way to go
5 beers and hour max? Now that’s a responsible man.
He has a boat? Is it because of the implication?
Just him and his… tasty treats.
Disclaimer: i recognize this post is a joke
You will never find the Honda you’re shopping for if your filters are set to Toyota
What if I’m trying to find a low-mileage, mid ‘90s drop-top NSX in candy red - what filters should I set?
Asking for a friend.
“Suicide Blonde”
The quotes are important.
I bought my toyota before he went crazy.
But it’s still fun to drive around town.
Har har ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael’s regular intake?
This is one of them SAT type questions that I’ll never learn to solve. Hats off to you.
4 beers.
Pace yourself, 5 beers an hour lol
Highlighted
implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour
it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years
but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me
Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?
depends on the beer…
Sounds more like he’s in sales than finance.
Five beers an hour WHILE there’s a tequila shot right next to him
That’s just to get up the nerve to drive over there.
… Wait…
Honestly, more men should wear thick soled shoes on causal dates. Women have so much help to boost their natural attractiveness; we gotta even the playing field.
I just keep sewing longer and bulkier stuff to my dick. But it keeps working, and I have antibiotics 🤷
get your shirts tailored. if you can’t afford to tailor your date night shirts, buy cheaper shirts and get them tailored. secondhand and tailored looks better than new and not fitting you perfectly.
I wear sleeveless shirts. Got to show some of that side moob.
Balance is being restored. All aboard the hammertrain choo choo
Nah, just spend the week before the date going over all that stuff in your head over and over and over, making sure it basically the only thing on your mind. Practice ALL the conversations you’re going to have. over and over again.
Then when things don’t go exactly as rehearsed, panic and blurt out something stupid. If they laugh, they’re a keeper. And if they don’t leave it means they have flag color blindness.
Perfect system.
Soo my hobbies? Yeah, Uranus, I mean stuff in asstrophyligy, like I’m really into cancer … Yeah and boats.
ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under “pace yourself”?
“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be on a main character in Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Why am I single?
I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
All you need is a star chart and a sense of wild abandon.
What’s your sign? Born in March? Yes, looks like you’re an… Ursa major! What good fortune!
You can major in Ursas? Cool!
Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.
i’m really not sure about this translation
Primus sucks!
5 beers per hour?
Man I’m old but even when a wasn’t old 5 beers per hour would have me pretty trashed.
Would be fun if you stopped at the first hour.
That may be asking the jokes involved.
$75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?
Doesn’t matter what year it is if your parents are stacked.
“a house” Shares a duplex with a drug dealer. “a boat” Dealer took a guys boat who racked up debt, but it’s sitting mostly in your backyard. “lake house” Their street floods regularly. “trust fund” He trusts the money he keeps hidden in the back of the bathroom sink is still there.
Debt is a hell of a drug
This is Mississippi, Meridian; $30k is middle class.
Nice to see Violet is getting back into the dating scene.
Clearly this is Michael
That’s their business
Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?
For anyone windering. Its called a “wrist map pouch”.
The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.
It’s so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day after it interrupted an attempt to mow lawn.
Damn… you just described me.
That was oddly specific AND relatable.
I have many talents.
Are you free to mow my lawn? No fireworks and naps are encouraged.
I would mow your lawn. You do keep it trimmed though, right?
Hard agree
