“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be on a main character in Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.
“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be on a main character in Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Why am I single?
I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
All you need is a star chart and a sense of wild abandon.
What’s your sign? Born in March? Yes, looks like you’re an… Ursa major! What good fortune!
You can major in Ursas? Cool!
Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.
i’m really not sure about this translation
Primus sucks!