No. We burn though these as God intended. Until we can’t collectively laugh at the absurdity.

Beans, stock photos, stroganoff. Jeans.

It’s a thing that happens on occasion and we don’t know why.

Yeah. I luckily got the good kind of autism where everyone calls me a genius (which anyone with above average intelligence can tell you geniusness isn’t a thing). But drives women away pretty quickly due to a “Mysterious Unlikeable Trait.”

Man we’re autistic here I need all the help I can get

Narrator: It was, in fact, what they wanted.

I mean clearly. We scheduled time to talk the following day too. She wanted a text as soon as I got up.

Bam. Nothing. Something happened in the ~8 hours we didn’t talk that changed all that. I don’t know what. I will never know what.

What about someone who spent 6 hours forming a strong connection with you then you literally never hear from them again?

That’s… Wait. That’s the whole premise of all the games dammit.

I had to look it up because I didn’t believe y’all.

$755 for 64GB DDR5.

I thought I had DDR5 but I guess it’s just DDR4 according to my motherboard.

Mother fucker. I could have gotten it for $200 a year ago. I’m at the point where I suggest we start taking ahem excessive action against AI companies.

That seems to be my experience so that’s handy.

Doesn’t exactly help me much though.

And that is why we do not give Adderall to people without adhd.

It was either that or die of boredom

o7

… No?

“rizz em with the tism” is my go to bio line

Rocks can’t think.

We made talking rocks. That’s worse.

Software Engineer here: computers were a mistake.

I want to add that some people are completely unaware that they are being creepy. Others are entirely aware, and I don’t understand how they dont realize they’re gonna get got one day.

You are a creep if:

1. You like to get closer than you realistically should. Ask to close the distance if you were originally sitting apart, then let the other person get comfortable. If they adjust their distance, don’t get any fucking closer than that.

2. There are a lot of things you might want to say sober, but don’t. Probably a good idea to pay attention to these things if you have liquor in your system and notice when you no longer have control over that. If you don’t notice, maybe it’s better not to drink and rethink your life.

3. Don’t fucking grab, sniff, tickle, or seductively eye the other person. Just don’t. Grow up.

4. Don’t go diving through their social media like you need to learn all about them before you meet. Chances are they know exactly what is public, and they intend that public information to be a different person than they really are.

5. If you don’t know something about them, ask. If they don’t give you an answer, stop fucking asking. God. They don’t want to tell you.

6. If it involves sex, and you’re in public, don’t talk about it. That’s creepy.

7. If you ever receive a inconclusive answer, that’s a hint to back the fuck off that discussion.

There’s too much to list, but those are like a bunch I’ve frequently seen.

To simplify - c is the maximum speed at which a “cause” can be transferred.

If I send a radio signal to turn on a light, and the light will only turn on in response to that signal, the signal cannot travel faster than c otherwise it would not have been able to turn on the light.

Prevents MITM attacks. Stops em dead in the tracks.

Detect the compromise before transmission of the data.