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Heh. I asked at work what the plan was when these companies go bankrupt in the next 6 months.

“We figure it out when we get to it.”

Hahahahahahahahahaha. We’re so fucked when this bubble bursts.

I’m in no rush.

I was gonna make a joke how confusing it must be to see a guy appear between houses and seemingly never go home.

But then I realized I have a smart phone that listens to everything I say and tracks where I am.

Oh fuck that shit. They essentially charged him with being a “race traitor” and they called him it with the charges. That’s so fucked up.

Yeah my landlord wouldn’t be too happy.

You mean the Kid Rock show that they just cancelled?

Yeah.

I ain’t ON your lawn.

And this is why I don’t eat ass.

Well that and it’s ass.

Correction: There is a scenario where Id eat ass. I’m not going to give it up, because if it happens it happens. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t. And nobody cares either way.

Fair.

That’s because it’s MBA speech for “AI has cost us this shitload of money.”

If I had to guess, at least in the past, Apple has typically listened to its engineers. Maybe not as well as like Valve.

Really? Finally. Does it work on duck duck go?

I’m starting to wonder if a significant amount of people do not understand what thought is.

I have learned some people equate dates to sex. I’ve had to make it clear that unless the chemistry is way out of control and we can’t deny it in the moment, I don’t want to get into her pants right away as it will make the natural progression of a secure relationship more difficult.

Other than weakening lung tissue and damaging blood vessels, what else would it do? It wouldn’t be in your system long enough to metabolize into the psychoactive or CNS stimulating product.

Ok well, I haven’t had that kind of success. But success none the less.

I used to think this. Then I went on some dates, I made connections, etc.

But only once I started paying. The apps are built to maximize profit.

Hinge > Boo > Tinder > Bumble.

Gouda is a safe bet.

That’s almost impossible to do over text.

Almost.

So I talk to them how I talk to my friends with a lot more enthusiastism.

That ends up where I start just turning into an essay writer and I have overwhelmed at 6 in the past year.

So maybe not normal talk either.