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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

FREEEEM; sad birthday boy noises

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FREEEEM; sad birthday boy noises

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    We got the UFO!

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Hello? Nena? You’re not gonna believe this… 🎈

    • Blaster M@lemmy.world
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      Legendary reference pull

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    How fucking cartoon villainous do you have to be to shoot down a fucking birthday ballon with a multi-million dollar laser - JFC I want off Mr toads wild ride

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      If I had one of those lasers, trying it out on some balloons is probably the first thing I’d do XD

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        You monster

        • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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          They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else’s =)

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            That’s what a monster would say! Jk

  • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world
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    NinjaKiwi better take notes for a new Bloons tower lmao

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Soooooo should counter protesters just release a bunch of mylar balloons to cause disruption? Publicly admitting that their tech/operators can’t discern between balloons and drones is… A choice.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Soooooo should counter protesters just release a bunch of mylar balloons to cause disruption

      Yes.

      Publicly admitting that their tech/operators can’t discern between balloons and drones is… A choice.

      Also yes. 😄

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        Balloons are sky trash, bad for the environment. But they could be good camouflage for drones now, I guess.

        Edit: maybe release a hundred of these:

        https://www.etsy.com/listing/702995043/biodegradable-pride-rainbow-colours

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          Is there a source on the material of the balloon? Like did it have a radar cross section and that’s what caused the confusion?

          Because if so, you’re gonna want to attach something like aluminum foil as it doesn’t look like those would actually be able to confuse optics.

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          Good point about the sky trash, forgot about that!

          As for using biodegradable pride balloons to distract fascist weaponry? That’s the ultimate poetic justice! 😘👌😄

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    Funny they need such an advanced piece of war defense equipment deployed against their own citizens

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      If it was a fair fight they would lose

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    Grrreeeat. CBP casually out here committing terrorism. Imagine if they accidentally shot at a commercial aircraft o.o

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      A commercial aircraft has ads-b and a radar signature larger than a basketball.

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      https://youtu.be/ERGfao1Acqc

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        I love this genre of youtube videos.

        Similar to the vibe of https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkDQ8tE_3UhB8LcnvUv0Fw

        Example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1btDc5xJe0

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    There’s a song about that!

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      🔊🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

      Hast du etwas Zeit für mich Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von neunundneunzig Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von neunundneunzig Luftballons Und, dass so was von so was kommt

      You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got Set them free at the break of dawn 'Til one by one they were gone Back at base bugs in the software Flash the message: “something’s out there!” Floating in the summer sky Ninety-nine red balloons go by

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        “It’s all over and I’m standin’ pretty In this dust that was a city If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red balloon I think of you, and let it go”…

        Such a surprisingly depressing song if you’ve only heard the original and you don’t speak German

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    I’m surprised Faux “news” didn’t claim it was in the possession of the same jewish group that uses space lasers to start forest fires.

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    just cover your drones in mirrors ciattbabingboomdone

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    Lol. Reflective balloons can defeat that multi million dollar piece of shit. Wonder how it does in the rain

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    These guys been watching too much IT, thinking balloons are the enemy.

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      Typical Derry folks: fearing everything to the point of joining a redhead clown

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    Imagine what they’ll do to rogue piñatas.

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