Trolley problem? How about a trolley solution?

Just released, cheap as heck. Played 15 minutes so far and laughed my ass off.

They filed a fuck load of patents. This is one of them.

Translation: mounts that can walk and fly. Which already exist in God knows how many games.

If Nintendo can patent MOUNTS in the year of our lord 2025, that lemming can patent logic gates.

Did he say anything about the Minnesota shootings? I’m trying to look but literally any search that includes his name is flooded with stuff from the past 2 days.

Funny, but also that “witch” trying to upsell protection spells because they sensed negative energy around them? Jesus.

That’s cupcake icing.

Having to bang only Hillary is a punishment deserved by almost nobody.

You know when you press your mouth onto a glass window and blow to pop your mouth open? That’s what I’m imagining is happening to this guy right now.

They had a cliffhanger and an unresolved plot line. There was always going to be a season 2. The surprise split into 2 small seasons was weird, but after the third the story is pretty much wrapped up.

My younger cousins asked me to play. I insisted we play by the actual rules and destroyed them. Rather than being put off, they rushed to use my strategy against all their friends.

Alternately, I saw a group of friends starting a game in a common area. I told them to not use house rules (like the free parking bullshit) and they said it made the game more fun. I said you’re gonna be crying in 2 hours. I came back 2 hours later and it turns out I’m a prophet.

Your real first name and last name.

Don’t worry he gets better.

It is.

Heh. Out of curiosity how many nfts did you buy?

I remember ringback tones. When you wanted to inflict your music tastes on literally anyone who called you.

If you want to save troubleshooting time, just skip straight to the blood sacrifice. Computers are happy when you bleed, for some reason.

The combat and ship customization (parts, not cosmetics) keep me coming back to ED over NMS. The core gameplay is somewhat samey with your options being combat, mining, trading, or exploration, but there is a bit more incentive. Players can now colonize their own systems, and powerplay is some complex bullshit that I occasionally participate in.

NMS is kind of a chill vibe, which I don’t mind, but I’m not creative enough to build ambitions bases so once I collected everything I was kinda burnt out. Also fuck fleet stuff.

Ew.

Those fuckers are desperate, so yeah probably.