Someone has!

Also sorry for linking to the shit site but at least it’s direct.

I’m picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.

If my southern math is right, that becomes acceptable partway through Tennessee.

Just remember it’s going to be hilarious for maybe 3 days then get old.

Now I’m not saying don’t buy it, but consider if it’s hilarious enough, and whether it’ll look nice as a conversation starter on the shelf.

Unless you have a bike you use regularly then maybe the math is in favor of the horn, because that can stay funny.

make mistakes

Sounds like you’re saying God isn’t perfect, you little heretic.

Left is before.

Fast and hot keeps them cwisp though, so if you don’t like em slimy that’s the play. I kept fucking up and making my diced peppers soggy until I learned that trick.

Or cooked for a short time on high heat so they’re cooked but still crisp. Took a while to learn that putting a lid on my veggies was soggifying them faster.

Imagine a company recognizing that treating your employees well, might actually be good for business?

I mean you joke but that is so far from the norm anymore.

I can only assume it’s awesome to work there because every worker badge I see says they’ve been there since the aughts.

I regularly fail the “spend less than $200 at Costco” challenge. It’s mostly groceries though. Except the collapsable chair with a sun shade and knockoff nerf bows, but those kicked ass so still no regrets.

when you say ‘British accent’ that means basically nothing to anyone in the UK.

Yeah, you have to say “Bri’ish” or they won’t understand you.

I felt like the main character at the end of an action movie. I showered and went to sleep.

"What if we had a system where people could get the assistance they need. We could call it… Communityism.

Anyone else experience stress time dilation? I’ll wake up at 2:30 because some bullshit I don’t wanna do tomorrow, go back to sleep for like 30 minutes, wake up and it’s 2:32. I’ve managed 3 decent dreams in the space of 10 minutes before.

Fuuuuuck I need to hunt another one down. We had one in a mall and concessions and tickets were cheap as hell. The mall was DEAD though, like 5 stores left even open anymore, so they closed too.

They can think of something on the way down.

That’s what their Ai called people when they asked it how to feel about this meme.

Well I wasn’t planning on shotgunning a redbull but here we are.