Honestly, for me…

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?

The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.

EDIT: replied in to the wrong comment.

I was a member of a private, country club, gym some years ago. It had really nice showers and an excellent steam room. So many blow jobs and hand jobs in the mornings there.

I have to admit that it was a nice setup. Get up early, hit the gym, get a little release, shave, clean up, and get breakfast with a good and complimentary coffee before leaving, all before work.

I always wondered what sort of shenanigans “the country club house wives” got up to in there all day.

I’ve taken the pills recreationally. Highly recommended when you expect your session to go for many hours, but you (the man) still have to be turned on. In other words, I a healthy male, did not get involuntarily erect by the pills.

EDIT: I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you’ll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.

PS: It was miserable ~12.

Interesting tip,

heh

That’s cable/rental porn backup though. Definitely not internet porn backup.

Fap Foop is strangely appropriate.

Ah yes, The Roofy Boyz.

Phyllis sounds like a great hang.

Have the courage to pay in other ways.

If he pulls out to quickly, she’ll peg him.

Which why I picked the word bog. ;-)

High humidity heat? No thanks. I prefer life without a bog in my crotch.

My wife and I be like…

I am DTF at all times, but before ever getting into politics, I just can’t get past the MAGA aesthetics. Total auto-limper.