Don’t do it. Stay strong!

Coffee makes me sleepy. Weed makes me anxious. Focalin is like walking through a peaceful meadow with a god holding my hand and a muse whispering in my ear.

I’ve been working on Linux since '96. As time goes by I keep drifting more and more towards boring and stable distributions. I just don’t want to be bothered with a system that needs me to groom it constantly.

Apple’s app store policies were set by Jobs. Probably why they didn’t get pinched like Google did. Slick fucker.

Gottem!

Yes. It’s there. Just super duper tiny.

Photo of the violin being played.

“Glassholes”

I remember.

If me blindly belueving an Internet meme is what it takes to save me from seeing autopsy photos of his taint, then as far as I’m concerned this is all now cannon.

How does this differ from nmap?

EDIT: No answer to an honest question and just a downvote? OK dude.

We “bust each other’s balls” all the time. I like to think it’s part of the reason we have been together so long.

EDIT: For example, I might quip back that she’s to pretty to fuck ugly. To which she replies that it’s never stopped her from fucking me before. That right there, is a keeper.

I have only been in relationships with nines and tens. A fact my wife likes to make fun of me about (“Admit it, you’re shallow”). The best sex ive ever had in my life was with a one. A fact my wife likes to ignore but I remind her of everytime she brings up my exes and my “shallowness”.

I don’t like this post. I find it a bit corny.

It really is very good. I’ve gotten my money’s worth.

I’m one of fifteen people who play Marathon. In it there’s a pink cybernetic cat that you can sometimes spot. The lore audio entires you can find for it are heartbreaking. It’s human little girl whom it loved died, along with all the other humans, but it remains. Alone. Still missing and grieving the loss of the girl.

Say what you will, but Bungie could write some seriously good lore.

I don’t know if I can get behind the Fortnite style models.

They pretty much made this a skin in Marathon (2026).