Lyrics from Tool’s “Aenema”.

I completely agree, and I guess I should have qualified that I meant AAA and multiplayer games. All my other games I play directly on either my Steam Deck or my old 1080ti box.

If a PC game is not on GeForce Now, I’m not buying it. My old gaming PC is on a 1080ti and 16gb of RAM. No way I am upgrading at these prices.

And some say the end is near.
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon.
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit.

As someone who started fucking in the 80’s, I welcome the new “bushwhacked” experience, but I do not require it. I know my way around the jungle.

That said, fucking in the 80’s and 90’s was a very hairy experience.

EDIT: This meme brings to mind an episode of Sex & The City where Samantha compared blowing some guys to flossing. That show is like a little time capsule.

“It’s OK to be a cheap ass, as long as you are not cheap with your ass.” – Me

I’ve been repeating that since my teens.

I own a 2025 BMW and the fucking thing’s lane assist will actively and agressive fight me if I try to switch lanes without putting on my signal lights. I am not your typical BMW driver, so of course now I make it a habit to use my signals, not just to turn or exit, but also to switch lanes.

My boomer energy cousin just deactivated the feature in his car.

The best defense is a good offense.

“I have finalized the planning and design phase of my task. Lack of access is blocking the practical implementation. Please let me know as soon as the blocking issue has been corrected. Thank you.”

Don’t forget the sudden need for “readers”.

As Gen-X, I can confirm that 30 is far more traumatic than 40.

Just need to treat it as a standard deviation bell curve where they haven’t reached the peak yet.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I only “photoshop”. It’s all artisanal shitposting.

Growing up the saying was “the first shot is just the start of the race”.

It’s always a scam. It’s always a grift. Always.

Join us in the “snip snip” club.

That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.