A Sig? Jesus would need to pray to himself that the gun doesn’t go off and shoot his holy dick off.

I’ve been using Linux since Red Hat Halloween. I don’t think I’ve ever customized a GUI much beyond its standard settings. My CLI though…

I don’t think you understand. Larry Ellison is a Bond villain, but with actual power. Like when he bought a fully armed (and functional) Mig-29 as soon as the Soviet Union collapsed, but the US would not allow him to import it.

A few months back, he was the richest man in the world. He owns TikTok, Oracle, Paramount/CBS, and more.

Sooo Social Media platform purchased by facist fuck nut billionaire, Larry Ellison, starts spitting out racist ad images with AI - I really am hoping for Apophis to hit in a couple years

Always include his name. Larry is way to evil and powerful to continue to keep his name so out of the headlines.

heeeyyy-yey-yey!

Mom: Jimmy, what are those things crumpled under your bed?

Jimmy: They are my rude and unreasonable socks.

Also…

HAHA GUYS LOOK SEXUAL ASSAULT

It’s funny because it’s happening to a guy.

Just deport them to Israel. They seem to be quite enamored with it anyway.

The Renesmee/Jacob bonding was certainly a choice.

Tuna fish is truncated “tuna fish sandwich”. So, a “fish sandwich” made with Tuna.

Any 1080ti homies here?

It’s time to recalibrate my gradient on the big picture.

I threw up in my mouth a bit.

2026 is gonna be insane and likely the busiest (and most consequential) year for the future of our species

Modernizing the electric grid and fast tracking the development and adoption of sources of clean energy?

Nah! That’s crazy talk. It’s not like other countries like – I dunno – China, have done that recently.

My firm helps keep a good percentage of this country’s shitty infrastructure from collapsing and the budgets these projects are working under are laughable. But that’s ok. I sleep better at night knowing we’re spending all our money on Palantir instead.

Unlike traditional warrants, administrative subpoenas do not require approval from a judge before they are issued.

Remember 9/11. Never forget, right?

This is where the creation of a department to “secure” our “homeland”, and laws like the “patriot” act where always going to lead. This is where selling off your rights and freedoms for a false sense of security was always going to lead.

Don’t worry, it’ll get much worse.