As a matter of fact…

…security staff are trained…

I am. It was not.

Kinda sus

Dear lord. The ill informed comments in that Bluesky thread hurt my soul.

EDIT: To clarify, the “golden handcuffs” tied to the Sony deal ($1.2B of the total $3.6B) already vested. The executives responsible for the downfall were paid and gone some time ago.

He died in Transformers The Movie. One of the dumbest moves in any franchise history. Toy sales tanked. Viewership tanked. So they walked it back but the damage was done.

EDIT: The amount of childhood trauma inflicted upon gen-x by “children’s media” is actually pretty surprising.

Safety goes out the window when you realize that hiway blowjobs are a thing.

Safety goes out the window when you realize that hiway blowjobs are a thing.

When I wore heels that tall, they were much wider and came with nice solid goth boots and more ankle support than a plaster cast. And it was still terrible.

Good for you. I think the heels are working for you but you should be careful when you roll your ankle like that.

I give them cherries every morning. They leave me dried dog shit in return.

I’d say GOG --> Steam. Physical media isn’t real anymore. Most PS5 games download an entirely new set of binaries at initial launch and refuse to run unless they have been updated. So the disc is mostly useless.

I could go $299 at the absolute ceiling, but $499 is truly bonkers.

Updated for Trump in 2026

Personally, I expect the twentysomething attention to fall off a cliff as we hit or get very close to 60. I expect the age group that’ll give us the time of day then to be fortysomething year olds.

My 1970’s born self appreciates all you horned up youngsters. Things have been…interesting since my early forties when a touch of grey came in.

Now that a ban has been imposed, prison.