Swedish Goat Kitten sounds like a good band name.

Good old Mazda 323.

100%, but OP said he was a complete noob. Given that they only have 4GB of RAM on an older computer, I suggested Lubuntu. But yes, no DE is best if they can manage it.

Another choice is Lubuntu, a lightweight and fast variant of Ubuntu, so the Ubuntu instructions you find online should still work.

Lost me at Costner. Douche.

I thought genital crabs were almost a thing of the past due to the sudden popularity of pubic waxing/shaving.

As long as you respect others’ gender, identity and sexuality, you are under no obligation to feel sexually attracted to them the same way they aren’t obligated to feel sexually attracted to you. Love and respect for all is the bottom line.

I cannot abide by this. I am appalled and disgusted! It’s “an” not “a”. Emoji use does not excuse poor grammar.

The date is still readable. If they are too young to read then it isn’t a matter of perspective, they just don’t know anything.

When you use the word pardon instead of what

My childhood friend: [Daughter] is driving me crazy since she got into metal.

Me: I’ll talk to her.

*20 minutes later *

Me talking to [Daughter]: “…and this is my Boss HM-2 that I bought with my Christmas gift money back in 1986. It was later nicknamed as ‘the Swedish chainsaw’ after it was first used by the band Entombed.”

Older generations must lead by example. Let the molten metal flow! 🤘

Don’t make Miley mad. I’m not implying anything but…they still haven’t found Hannah’s body. All I’m sayin.

Some “bootlegs” are licensed and sold in Amazon. Note the manufacturer.

Real

“Bootleg”

Why isn’t this tagged NSFW?!?

As someone with ADHD, stimulants like caffeine actually do relieve my anxiety. In fact, coffee makes me sleepy.

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Great shape for soup, scooping out ice cream, sliding your foot into a tight shoe, eating oatmeal and eating cereal.

You need to be dead years old.