Or at least her body double.

I support a woman’s right to an abortion, at any point.

I just didn’t think it would happen this soon.

I hate to be the one to tell you this but…

That was 13 years ago. That announcement is almost high school aged.

My garden spits out three things en masse. Crazy hot jalapeños, lime, and mint. When the world collapses, I’m gonna mojito/spicy marg my way out.

☝️ this almost word for word except I was thinking Greek isles rather than St. Tropez.

I live in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Finding super cool young people who want to date me is beyond easy. I get hit on all the time as it is. I guess what I am lamenting is not being able to find someone my age that shares my interests and energy levels.

I’m (53) happily married but if I wasn’t, I’d likely have to date (read hang out, not life plan) someone inappropriately young. I’m just not sure i could find a single woman my age that’s into what I’d like to do. In most cases I’d have more in common with their kids’ interests.

Honestly, that makes me sad.

EDIT: Finding a guy my age to date would be a lot easier, but although I am omnisexual, I am fairly hetero romantic.

I lived in Terrebonne Parish once upon a time. One the way to work I’d stop at a gas station on the edge of the Bayou for some breakfast buiscuits. I’d sit on the bench, eat my buiscuits, grits and taters, and share them with the gator chilling a few feet away.

I have a love hate relationship with Louisiana and its peoples.

“…casted…”

*triggered*

That roll has cream cheese inside. It’s already considered a capital offense in Japan.

Good thing I was already on the toilet because I cringed so hard, I shit. 10/10 shitpost

Bob should have stuck to farming.

No lie, I kinda love it. Like a backyard tree house but this one gently rocks.

Goddammit OP, fix your wording. I was really upset about his passing for a solid five minutes before I read another comment clarifying your post.

I believe thatbis part ofnthe Stop Killing Games platform.

I don’t know how it is now with Grindr being a thing, but i remember the Craigslist classifieds being full of married men (dads) looking for fellow dads as fishing/camping/exercise buddies that were interested in fucking from time to time. Yeah, it was horny, but I also found it as a sign that many dads are desperately lonely and isolated. I was a bit too young at the time, but today I’d be down. Maybe poker (or D&D) night with the boys that ends in a fun orgy?