My mom caught some old man trying to sneak universal healthcare in my treat bag. Damned creepy Bernie.

I have always trusted the process. I have always trusted that it’s trying to fuck me.

Senno ecto gammat!

Same…same.

Yeah, 1988-1996 was pretty bad. It was my computer hobby that saved my life. No idea where I’d be today had I not turned my side hustle into a career.

Neither did the majority of Gen-X. The cocaine 80’s is peak Boomer shit.

Dank
Ass
Player

EDIT: Another highly recommend player is the HIFI WALKER H2. Some people are putting custom firmware on it, if you don’t like the stock.

Gen-X, having lived through 1987 (Black Monday), ~2000 Dot-Com Bubble burst , 2008 global financial meltdown, and the 2020 COVID-19 crash:

50? That’s cute. My wife of 30+ years is autistic. When Harry Met Sally has been watched hundreds, or maybe thousands of times. If she isn’t second screening Netflix reality shows while working, When Harry Met Sally is playing on repeat.

TIL, I’m Scottish.

In the immortal words of Everlast (House of Pain), “It ain’t a crime if you don’t get caught”.

Or it’s bullshit for clicks

Welcome to Oracle kids. Hades of the IT realm.

Most of the time, somebody has a slobbering pooch.

Got pussy anyway. Win.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiocfaidh_ár_lá

“It’s not script kiddie stuff.”

No, it’s slop kiddie stuff.

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Never! Rats would never join HR.

In the wild, rats live in highly social colonies, where cooperation, grooming, and communal living help them thrive.

Rats are more likely to start or join a union.

Why are we disparaging rats in such a grotesque manner?