Fap Foop is strangely appropriate.

Ah yes, The Roofy Boyz.

Phyllis sounds like a great hang.

Have the courage to pay in other ways.

If he pulls out to quickly, she’ll peg him.

Which why I picked the word bog. ;-)

High humidity heat? No thanks. I prefer life without a bog in my crotch.

My wife and I be like…

I am DTF at all times, but before ever getting into politics, I just can’t get past the MAGA aesthetics. Total auto-limper.

Don’t you worry. Trump is about to declare…

I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?

Life long screen usage (TV, and computers) had me looking at my phone like that by my late thirties.

The #1 social network for Republican men and now it’s gone woke.

Make
America
Grindr
Again

65k YouTube subs and they paid hundreds of millions?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zpCOYkdvTQ

Yes but…

Clay Magouyrk (CEO):
Larry, in order to pay for these datacenters we might need to cut up to 20,000 jobs.

Larry Ellison:
Cut 30,000.

Clay Magouyrk:
But Larry, 20,000 would be more than…

Larry Ellison:

Now I want a Disney themed Unreal Tournament 2026. “Goofy instagibs Pumba”