I own a 2025 BMW and the fucking thing’s lane assist will actively and agressive fight me if I try to switch lanes without putting on my signal lights. I am not your typical BMW driver, so of course now I make it a habit to use my signals, not just to turn or exit, but also to switch lanes.

My boomer energy cousin just deactivated the feature in his car.

The best defense is a good offense.

“I have finalized the planning and design phase of my task. Lack of access is blocking the practical implementation. Please let me know as soon as the blocking issue has been corrected. Thank you.”

Don’t forget the sudden need for “readers”.

As Gen-X, I can confirm that 30 is far more traumatic than 40.

Just need to treat it as a standard deviation bell curve where they haven’t reached the peak yet.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I only “photoshop”. It’s all artisanal shitposting.

Growing up the saying was “the first shot is just the start of the race”.

It’s always a scam. It’s always a grift. Always.

Join us in the “snip snip” club.

That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.

If you want a Cybertruck, you want the all-wheel version a vasectomy.

Please don’t reproduce.

I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.

So relaxing.

LOL, I have not updated my LinkedIn in about 12 years.

I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It’s the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying “I did not fuck my daughter, and if I’m lying, may god strike me dead!”.

Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.

Ideally, higher quality audio circuitry.

“Well, the plague didn’t work. I guess I’ll try raining hell fire.” – God

Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent?

Both. I rarely speak in Spanish, but also, the “Spanish” I know is from the north east coast of Puerto Rico and mostly slang and heavily laden with african and taino words. For context, think Tego Calderon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPSmdbI_TM

EDIT: I guess I should clarify that it’s the way I speak it. My reading comprehension is higher because I did read a lot in spanish and I still can.