If I wanna look good and not be bummy,
Xi, you better give me that money!

Hey, Inari, baby Xi’s got your money
Don’t you worry, Xi said hey.
Baby Xi’s got your money.

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Russians who oppose Putin tend to either get poisoned or fall off of buildings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

Never heard of ‘Mountain.’ Sounds fake.

UTC isn’t metric time. LOL

Married for decades here. Your spouse is just your BF/GF with a little more paperwork. Don’t sweat it and enjoy banging a married partner.

May I suggest lube?

So far, Jason is batting 1000 with his YouTube channel.

I understood that reference.

Bro, have you ever eaten properly prepared green bananas? That shit is delicious.

A: I completely agree.
B: Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit. You and your cronies are a big reason why we are where we are today.

I haven’t decided which tracker workflow I like best yet. Dirtywave, Polyend, or ReNoise?

I am you but replace Tracker Mini with Dirtywave M8.

Me, surrounded by music gear.

Puerto Rico:

“Chat, the billionaires are acting super sus while hungry New Yorkers are in need of a carry. So let’s flip the script. Spend your Bezos bucks here and you’ll help the needy. Let’s goooo!!!”

Chaotic Bastard is exactly right. Everyone thinks its geese or swans, and although they are truly bastards, roosters are raving rage filled lunatics.

They burried him at the Pet Sematary.

This! When I was young, we used to stay at clubs so late that it was a bit light out when we came out. Grab some breakfast, and sleep the day away. Shit, we wouldn’t even hit the clubs until after 23:00. Then we moved to Texas where everything closed at 2:00, no matter how packed it was. So depressing.