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Fixed

…i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer…

@[email protected] be like:

I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍

So you just woke up and chose violence?

Watching Bad Bunny through MyBunny. Heh.

No Wet Leg?

Practice mindfulness. Save your man’s neck. Kitchen counters exist.

Jesse “The Body” Ventura. The former governor of Minnesota.

Any RAM or storage in those things? That solar panel looks useful.

Dear @[email protected], your consistently horny shitposts lead me to believe that you’re my kind of people. I love inappropriate humor.

A Sig? Jesus would need to pray to himself that the gun doesn’t go off and shoot his holy dick off.

I’ve been using Linux since Red Hat Halloween. I don’t think I’ve ever customized a GUI much beyond its standard settings. My CLI though…

I don’t think you understand. Larry Ellison is a Bond villain, but with actual power. Like when he bought a fully armed (and functional) Mig-29 as soon as the Soviet Union collapsed, but the US would not allow him to import it.

A few months back, he was the richest man in the world. He owns TikTok, Oracle, Paramount/CBS, and more.

Sooo Social Media platform purchased by facist fuck nut billionaire, Larry Ellison, starts spitting out racist ad images with AI - I really am hoping for Apophis to hit in a couple years

Always include his name. Larry is way to evil and powerful to continue to keep his name so out of the headlines.