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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Paid for by...boobs?

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Paid for by...boobs?

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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    As a middle aged man, I think it would be hilarious if I put that on my car. Unfortunately, I think people would immediately assume that I’m some sex trafficker like Andrew Tate rather than someone that gets paid to put on a show.

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      If there are any misunderstandings, just point at your feet and they’ll immediately understand

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        Bring out a roll of saran wrap and tell ‘em it’s twenty bucks for a glass-bottomed boat.

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          I have no idea what that means, and yet i completely understand

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      Nothing a pair of Truck Nuts can’t fix.

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      I wish I had this on my minivan.

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        Only if it’s next to a “Baby on Board” or “Proud parent of an honor student” sticker.

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          “Proud parent of an OnlyFans ‘student’”

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            “OnlyFans paid for this” sticker but on your college degree framed in your office.

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              “OnlyFans Paid For This” tattoo but above your chemo port scar.

              God bless America.

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      Good point. When you test your hypothesis come back and let us know how it went 🤣

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