What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔

    • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
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      3 hours ago

      Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won’t they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?

      Answer:

      A. They aren’t actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they’re a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.

      B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.

      C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.

      D. All of the above (it’s this)

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    Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his “devils thorn”. He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.

  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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    9 hours ago

    Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn’t for dudes like this, women’s standards wouldn’t be low enough for me to get laid

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    13 hours ago

    The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.

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    10 hours ago

    I wont even touch my wife to be on the safe side of not giving her orgasms, only way to be sure is artificial insemination. In massive debt, but no homo.

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      2 hours ago

      Still kind of gay because you’re adding an entire medical industrial complex to the sex which some people would consider kinky.