I think it looks cool. You do you, mister!
Might be high end fashion.
Really expensive clothes look like poor people clothes.
Like you spilled bleach in your shirt.
Idk.
OR he bleached it and is trolling fashion obsessed Poor’s.
true and often have intentional rips and holes in them
I never wear a shirt that has fewer than 4 holes
That’s probably a $300 T-shirt, not joking. For a guy like that, $300 is like me spending $1 on a shirt at the flea market because I like it.
I think you’re very correct, I see this type of shit all the time with expensive clothes.
That’s not even slightly satirical, that’s been true for decades. Ever since the first pair of ripped jeans.
I saw a YouTube video about “why do rich people want to dress poor”.
And I think the main take away was that poor people are more hip. So they think it makes them look cool.
And that ultimately they don’t want people to think they are snooty rich people because this makes them a target.
I have met rich kids at the last university I attended and I can say that rich kids are much more boring people. They have no interesting stories. No sage advice to share with classmates that came from a hardship or traumatic experience.
They are bland as fuck. And I think they know it.
A friend of mine used to call them “white bread/bred”
We are both white. But these type of people are like clueless to how the world works. No concept of being down and out.
For instance I had complained to a fellow student at said university that I was nervous about losing funding and how to afford rent and they said with complete sencerity…
"Dani, just get a credit card "
Like , how could I be so dumb?. Of course. Just get a credit card. Or better yet, have my parents get me one. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.
But that’s a legit example of what I mean by being completely clueless. And this wasn’t some 18 year old. This was grad school. So another student in their mid to late 20s said this to me.
I wonder if that holds true in general, the poorer you are, the harder your life has been, more interesting you become. Would that make a sub-saharan handicapped trans gal the most interesting person in the world to be around?
No, that’s not how it works, lol
I dunno, I kinda want to meet her now. Seems like she has some stories!
Derelicte
See? This obsession with fashion makes no sense to me, this is why I’ll never grow out of band shirts and random thrifted everything else.
I got more compliments this week on my thrifted, white, Members Only jacket than I have on anything in awhile. Multiple instances of, “Is that Members Only!?”
I never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What’s wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?
Why not wank into a flannel?
Fine, if you’re washing it after.
It’s eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?
This one hasn’t heard of the cum box
Oh god no.
There was also a coconut…
Don’t start up with your coconut shit again.
Shit coconuts are a whole other thing
I know; I saw the documentary where the clap them together because they couldn’t afford horses
Have you ever heard of the coconut
Yes.
I was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.
Or the cum drawer
Or the jar…
Or the sourdough starter…
Wait what-
What about the coconut?
Cumconut?
Cumquatcunut.
Or the pumpkin! 🎃
😏💦
Oh god, the shoebox. I have reddit trauma.
I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.
What kinda shit-ass tp do you buy
I see what you did.
It’s the expensive Charmin, I don’t want my fingers poking through lol.
Have you heard of folding, Mr Bullet Spunk?
Oh I do, 3 folds is a must, so 6 ply.
This is why I just use a cum rag and wash it and get to reuse a thick and sturdy rag
I used too, but it was staining and leaving spots like the picture. Either that or they aren’t making t-shirts like they used to.
So uh, you free tonight…? 🥺👉👈
leave some space for cum deceleration.
Show-off
So far I haven’t heard of a single useful application for the ability. Despite my best efforts, I discovered that I’m not capable of successfully shooting to swing from building to building.
Now I’m imagining Diarrhea 4 but with cum. Might be a little harder to animate. And the sound effects and music might also prove problematic.
lol Just use 16bit gen grunts and for the music, use a cheesy porn knock off from the 80’s like, “Bow Chickabow, Chicka Bow-Wowww”
So i both agree and disagree with you.
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Why are they keeping their old cum? That’s gross ur right. They should be WASHING the cum rags between uses.
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TOILET PAPER?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT’S SO CRUMBLY! SO SMALL! Evaporates into dust
Seems a lot of people on here buy some of the cheapest toilet paper imaginable. I can’t say I’ve ever encountered crumbly toilet paper.
well yeah I am a poor.
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There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.
What stopped him?
Nothing. He succeeded and managed to slit his own throat.
That would make for a good Mythbusters episode.
“While researching techniques to make this, we came accross something called a ‘limp biscuit’. Jamie’s excited to try this! We’ve got the B team coming over to help.”
You know your comics!
I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.
This sounds fake and gay. Real men wear their cum with pride, pulling crusty socks up to ankles and knees.
Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way more comfortable and just overall better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use. In total, it’s not gross, it’s more comfy, and it’s arguably more environmentally friendly.
Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.
Meat crayon now has another meaning…
The “road rash” is sublime
What grit are we talking about? 🤔
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Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and the deposit it in the toilet.
Foreskins 🥰
Who’s to say it’s “his” cum rag? The brother might just be borrowing it. We should, as a community, stop being so quick to jump to conclusions. Smh.
I’ve also stopped caring if the baby pukes a bit of milk on my shirt. Quick wipe, on with the day.
He has kids?
Infants will up your “disgusting” index quite a bit. I still never got used to snot and thank gods my kids didn’t do that much. Shit? I can man up and deal. Snot? 🤮
Oh, I don’t have the ability to feel disgust anymore. Had my first bite of dinner, baby unloads an explosive charge in his nappy. Clean it up while I finish chewing, carefully fold the nappy so nothing spills anywhere, wash orange stains off my hands, sit down and continue with my dinner. Green berets squatting in the jungle haven’t been properly desensitised yet.
The worst was the mucous in the shit. That was where I hit my limit.
accidentally
Sure…
Most of the time, somebody has a slobbering pooch.
Yes, hence the need for the cum rag
“Girl, you’ve got my pooch positively slobberin’!”
Did he recently get a kid? Because on your shoulder/chest is where all the puke and snot goes.
Maybe he got a parrot, since that’s where the poop goes too.
You mean Zendaya’s cum rag.
Hot
It’s probably a dog
*dogs be slobbery and it can be easy to overlook if you own a slobbery dog (I’m not a fan of dogs for this reason, sorry friends :( )
“How did they even see my socks?!” - Tom reading the article
Angry seagulls will definitely do that to a shirt
Seagulls take WAY bigger shits. His head would be covered.
I thought I was his cum rag 😢
I don’t see Zendaya in this pic?
Jesus christ, lol
One of those comments that I don’t want to upvote, but I can’t downvote it either
JFC. I just secured my ticket to hell with this upvote.
Oof.
