Never heard of her

So is that an issue with DynamoDB’s system, or Amazon’s usage thereof?

No one nothing?

No, that would be 'twas. They wrote “t’was.”

For what is “t’was” a contraction? “To was?”

Stuttering Slider

God DAMN it you beat me to it by SECONDS

jpej

Gouging my eyes out with a vast ecosystem of hot needles

Disagree. They’re even further right.

Gouging my eyes out with hot needles

And get rid of that big dildo fucking the skyline.

Honk honk baby, make it hurt so good

Yes, many people have objectively false opinions.

There was a time when we browsers just rendered hypertext, which is markup, not a program.

All modern websites just serve JS applications now, so wouldn’t this simply apply to the entire web?

“We’re not making up new words, we’re just redefining old ones!”

Literal caltrops?

Joke’s on you, I’ve accepted Mega Bloks because they had the Star Trek license back in the day

Chewed too much willow bark