TBF, that’s what the world is especially full of right now

Please don’t ask why, I just need to poop ceaselessly for three days straight.

Oh boy donuts

That’s why, when I say “good question,” I thoughtfully neglect to provide an answer.

But that’s likely because I only say that when I don’t know the answer.

Somebody hasn’t watched Idiocracy

The way she says “fuck yes” does it for me

Worth it

And not because you want to marry Karlach

Jurassic Bark

Pretty sure this article is about the USA

Capsaicin?

I think “spicy” is referring to the wasps.

You overestimate my memory

Also where the fuck is this free healthcare?

No

I just go to In-N-Out and ask for a baggie of extra pickles, they always hooked me up

I’m “blessed” with a unique name. Nobody else on the planet appears to have my given name + surname, let alone the equally uncommon middle name.

I apparently don’t know enough people with horses in order to have one named after me.

The rider shouldn’t have to care.

Naturally, simply being in a “self-driving” Tesla is reason enough to worry.

When the motor drivers are energized?

So, shoot live rounds, then?

Time to (a) fork it (b) stop using GitHub