For some reason, I thought this already came out years ago to little fanfare; I seem to recall a demo or trailer for it from way back …

Ah, development hell and indefinite delays from Capcom. Looks like it’s being recorded well, too.

No, they were also unwatchable then

Finally, a use for LLMs

“hate wiener.”

“Wiener” is slang for “penis.”

If she dislikes penis, it’s not unlikely that she prefers vagina.

You wipe your ass with their phone?

Do you wipe your ass with that phone?

What was the projected chance of Trump getting nominated, let alone winning an election?

Aunt Teepha

I often feel like an interloper.

My wife got rid of my Mr. Bean VHS collection

My guess is that a couple places in Oregon go in on the Marionberry craze and do this, and that’s the bulk of OC’s experience.

Guess I only go to shit restaurants, then.

WTF you talking about? That’s clearly fake, it’s Berenstien.

Common where?

With beans?

And fit into a little RV.

Wow, you’re 255 years old?

Did the cosmonauts fend off the wolves, or did they just stick the wolves in their suits and pretend that they were on the mission the whole time?

Rabbit or kangaroo?

False. They teleport.