So what’s this new image macro format that I’ve been seeing around all day?

You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?

Hi it’s me your toddler

Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

Especially since he’s gay

Yes plz

I rocked Win2K all the way past the XP end of support.

No way, that shit’s good as gold for fertilizer

Ah, I see. Well, it’s still a hole.

How does the handle have no “inner surface?”

Not like they’ll help the movie make sense anyway.

I’ve got full 5.1 surround and subtitles are crucial.

I’ve used a very wide array of urban bathrooms over the past several decades. People are not smart. People can and will keep trying to open a locked door and need reassurance that someone else is in there already shitting. Silence does not accomplish this; “come back with a warrant,” which I also saw, is going to be my new go-to as well, replacing the tired old “occupied” - which, while it got the job done, I now feel was too dry.

People are not smart.

Yup, the fabric of reality began to unravel when Bowie passed.

They don’t know what a woman is.

I keep forgetting his name was Nalsan Mandala

No, you got it

Do his actions not speak for themselves?