196 just ain’t the same since it switched instances
Add 10 for liberally soaping your ass crack and gently gliding your hand around and across your hole and oops you pushed your finger a little inside but that’s ok the soap didn’t get in there so maybe you do it a few m9re times while caressing your chest and now your head is spinning and you’re breathing hard AND THE HOT WATER RUNS OUT
Small water heater tanks are the worst.
Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”
it’s healthy to have routines
After the existential crisis, jerk off: 1:30.
Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon
Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?
Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.
No wank? Sure, sure…
I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
privacy
You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I’ve never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn’t realized until you said that.
you are making me nostalgic for the 3 years of my life i had privacy
kids man, they don’t understand the word privacy. as we speak my 11 has just interrupted my bath to take a piss lol.
No kids for me! Snip snip!
ha, a wise move indeed in these trying times. anyway, good luck to you friend!
Standing = bad
Water = bad
Hot water = also bad for different reasons
Soap: stingsYeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I’m surprised to see male support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.
I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.
I’m circumcised and still have enough skin to crank my hog without lube. 🤷♂️
Kinda same, lube makes it feel better, but I don’t need it, I am cut, so maybe uncut is more sensitive to it?
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