Used the total power of a modern household, but you could FIX it! Dad and I took a few trips to the grocery store to test and buy new tubes. If dad couldn’t hack it, call the repair guy. Imagine it being cheaper to have a man come to your house a few times than to buy a new TV.

LOL, I heard that gif. Timed it in my mind, on the money OP.

Looks like white Wombat poop.

Lies! That gif is sped up 2000%!

5’9" is average for an American male, a mere 3" shy of 6’. Plus, this graph is not only false, the scale is laughable.

Ethnicity: the quality or fact of belonging to a population group or subgroup made up of people who share a common cultural background or descent.

That doesn’t mean they have 600 genetic lineages.

Nah, there’s a limited number of face types. It’s just that humans pick up on tiny differences making it seem there are millions. Also, OP didn’t change the hair, same expression, Ross’ face is blurry and obscuring those tiny differences, stuff like that.

Apparently I’m African. Had no clue!

Society hasn’t become that bad. It’s becoming that bad again, and almost none of us are used to it.

Been dumped by three women, the day after they saw me cry. Good news! My wife is fine with it, as rare as crying is, and comforts me. But y’all women don’t have a good track record in my book.

Been that guy. Didn’t get word until the last second as my head was on the chopping block as well.

A 99-1 vote to drop the anti AI regulation is hardly the government voting against. The Senate smashed that shit hard and fast.

ChatGPT is astonishingly good at answering questions, but if you continue to drill into a given conversation, 3-4, sometimes only 2 levels deep, and it’s off the rails.

And y’all wonder why I’m always armed in the woods.

I did worse, resurrected a 1999 industrial 486SX on Win98B. It was fun as hell trying to figure it all out again, and most references are gone from the early web. Which reminds me, time to get that 10-BaseT NIC working!

Pulled that shit on my daughter with an RC shark fin at our camp. LOL, she was tripping.

I don’t get this at all. Are they hoping monkey pox kill most of the humans?

Are you seriously asking for a list of every economic downturn in history?

When prices drop, unemployment goes up, people can’t buy shit, rinse and repeat.

27% of all PIN numbers

I feel personally attacked.

Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.

Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.

Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they’ll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.

In other news, I’m considering a new horror short.