Keep the big ones, I want a goth gf that’s flat as a board.

Which led to the AR-15 being the most popular rifle in America! Weird that. The weapon was available to civilians since the 60s, no one gave a shit.

Got mine after Uvalde. “Well hell. They might actually ban the thing this time, better get grandfathered in.”

And liberals have no idea how their ideas backfire. Weird that.

Advertising: The AR-15 is the finest multipurpose rifle on Earth. Not the best at anything. It’s the Toyota Corolla of rifles. Meh, it’s OK. Any idiot can use it, never fails. No real punch, but it can run filthy on any ammo. No kick, anyone of any size can work it well enough. Put a red-dot sight on it, can’t miss, can’t miss.

If you go far enough left, you get your guns back. Do what you will with that information.

It looks the a Terminator “under the hood”. I doubt anyone was trying to sell a “living tissue over metal endoskeleton” kinda headline.

If the robot is tough enough for production they should have no fear of stripping the clothes off with a box knife. The whole scene was still pretty impressive, especially compared to last week’s Russia bot! 🤦🏻‍♂️

But still, were I heading this project, I’d insist on toughness at this point in development. (Talking out my ass, looking to the end game, no idea where they’re at ATM.)

That’s the most “Terminator” looking robot I’ve ever seen.

I get you! She’s extraordinarily beautiful, and not just in a blonde hair/blue eyes kinda way. I have an admiration for any man or woman who works hard to maximize their appearance. My wife is like that. She won’t win any beauty pageants, but she is as attractive as it’s possible to be for her. It’s fucking hard work and Swift could do nothing to be any more attractive.

Turns out I like her music too! Kids listening to something, “That’s cool, who’s that?”

But sexy? Maybe she’s too perfect? I like a woman that’s “off” in some way. Maybe a big nose, wide-spaced eyes, pouchy mouth, gimme some imperfections that stand out.

Nearly bled out from hemorrhoids, got the surgery, and as a Vietnam vet I heard say, “It was worse than anything that happened to me over there.” Never been to war, but the pain was the worst in my long life of broken bones and whatnot.

Now I take a coffee cup shot of psyllium husk of an evening. My shit literally doesn’t stink and wiping is almost optional. Also provides an impetus to get my ass out of bed in the morning.

Brain: “Just a little longer…”

Bowels: “NOW!”

Weirdly, I got my wife a bidet when she first moved in, never touched it. She won’t go near the other bathroom lacking one. Not once in 3-years has it occurred to me to try it. Old habits die hard I suppose.

How rough is your ass?! I’m imagining Antarctic hikers probing for dangerous crevasses. “Close one guys! Stay to the left!”

This comment last week is pure gold. So glad the story was told!

https://old.lemmy.world/comment/20461868

I’ve had 50 lovers, so according to me, Wikipedia is right! So? A woman still likes a solid banging now and again. I know, some guys make that their whole MO, gross, never met a woman who loves that every time. Give her some orgasms during the whole thing, of course! 100 ways to make love, bouncing 'em off the walls is only one.

Funny thing, I dated a woman who could have vaginal orgasms, forever. Gave her 8 or 10 one night, was afraid I broke her. Gods she was fun in and out of bed. Fascinating woman, very emotionally twitchy.

This might be news to you, but women often like to be submissive and get tossed around the bedroom. If you’re not doing that now and again… Also, don’t neglect to eat that pussy! Rookie mistake.

Standing around the smoke hole at work when I was 28; One of girls, “Hold still.” YOINK Handed me a long white hair, I just stared at it in shock.

Still no answer on how to manage such a fleet except, “Trust me! I did it!” C’mon.

My whole area is like this. City and county services across the street from one another. Pensacola? :)

We have two trash services in competition. 🤷🏻 Wasteful, I know, but the competition keeps prices down and service up. Never had such solid trash service. :)

Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan’s wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.

It is stunning that you people believe the poster boy for narcissistic personality disorder would put himself in a subservient sexual position and that Bill Clinton would not only consent, but want it. All based on a couple of message fragments with no before or after context!

Said that week that I could post pure bullshit on here and as long as it fit the zeitgeist, I’d score upvotes.

How in the hell you figure the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder would stoop to sucking dick?! My god you people will believe anything that suits your views.

Need I point out that you are all reading a shitload of meaning into a message fragment?

And? I’m merely pointing out that the blowjob reference wasn’t literal.

Why don’t you suck my dick? (see how that works?)

How about brown nosing? Think that means someone literally tongued an asshole?

What the fuck makes you think Donald J. Trump literally blew Bill Clinton?! This is like a FaceBook meme that those idiots believe.