• 37 Posts
  • 2.06K Comments
Joined 2 years ago
cake
Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

help-circle





  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldNow you tell me
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    3 days ago

    1991, gf and I are visiting Broken Bow Reservoir in the very SE corner of Oklahoma. (Stunning place BTW! Seriously.)

    Me: “What in the world are all those tiny blue tents?”

    GF: “Roosters for cockfighting.”

    Me: “They still do that?!”

    Later that night, outside our cabin.

    Me: “What is that noise?!”

    GF: “Roosters.”

    Same trip, we hit a convenience store to inquire about an ATM. I’m watching the girls behind the counter point and laugh at her. I could SEE her turning red before she storms out the door.

    “What the fuck was that about?”

    “I explained that I use this card to withdraw money from a bank machine and they laughed at me!”

    Poor gf. Imagine being genius-level IQ and growing up in Oklahoma.

    Another funny thing about that trip; Two broke college kids only needed to scrouge $100 for gas all the way across state, food, 2 nights in a private cabin and a day’s boat rental. $238 in 2025. Imagine that.

    Anyway, felt like telling a story.








  • Edge of town in a poor(ish), redneck, American suburb. Like I said, people don’t usually bike unless they have to, just no demand I guess.

    I should note, not talking about the nice sorts of bikes like you probably have. Anyone with a truly nice bike is parking it in their garage. But I can’t imagine someone trying to break a lock for anything short of an e-bike.

    If you need a pair of wheels that goes? They’re everywhere. Bet I could find one on the curb (as trash) right now, nothing wrong but a busted tube, if that. We’ve hauled home loads of kid’s bikes, had people come out and ask us to take them when we stop and look.

    My wife and I are continually astonished at the things people toss, even in this lower-middleclass hood. I could show you our house and all the things we found/repurposed/recycled, for an hour straight without repeating myself.