I have an AR-15 and armor piercing green-tips. Weird enough, I only have the green tips because they were the cheapest option at the time. At 100’ they drill press a perfect hole in 1/4" steel.

You’re spot on. Also, the spread would be stupid. You’d be lucky to land a single pellet on me at 15’.

SOURCE: Have dozen shotguns.

I use Arm and Hammer Antiperspirant/deodorant. I have to skip showering for a full day to smell any funk and the deodorant part really doesn’t smell like anything.

While I’m shilling, all their products are like that, well, the toothpaste, kitty litter and laundry soap anyway, don’t know what else they sell. Smells good, kinda neutral, works a charm, no gagging perfume, no overwhelming mint, no premium price tag. Did I mention their products get shit clean? If they enshittify, I’m throwing in the towel. Kinda like if Zippo enshittifies, punch me the fuck out.

LOL, you’d hate my wife. Smells like she bathes in perfume, but only fairly close, no idea how she does that. Also, she’s Asian, doesn’t have any smell of her own. Floats my boat!

My god yes. Came here to day that. Mom would take a dump and spray flowers around. “Thanks, but I’d prefer my shit neat, no mixer.”

Yes, we know, you are SO smart to have spotted the AI. Oh my jesus fuck me go fuck yourself.

Not the only video of that exact crow, but here’s another one:

https://youtu.be/wWvhnsXDTgA

You are aware that ravens imitate humans?

None of this shit every happens to me. But I’m sure lemmy will insist that it does. 🤷🏻

IT’S ALL BROKEN, ALL OF IT!"

Lemmy eats this shit up, feeds their Linux-superiority complex, like a bunch a teenage atheists who just figured out god isn’t real and needs to tell everyone what idiots they are.

If you are wondering, provisioning essentially is the way admins configure devices as they automatically deploy various settings and policies on a client PC.

This is a thing us sysadmins should be aware of. And that’s the end of the fucking story.

Lemmy, through gritted teeth, “NAOWW! Your Windows install SUCKS!”

“Mine doesn’t have any of the issues I read about on lemmy.”

GET. BENT.

No lie. Every time I’ve merely mentioned that I’m not having the issues we’re raging about, downvoted, not one single reply. I’ll get downvoted on this comment, no one will have a single rebuttal. Watch.

Then they’ll hop over to other groups to trash on various Linux distros, “how do I get my video working?”, “why is this a total clusterfuck?”, and so on.

Same people talked me into switching to Firefox. What a fucking mess. I was on Edge the other day thinking, “Wow, internet is working exceptionally well today! Oh, forgot to switch back to the superior browser.”

And these same people tell me several times a day to switch to Linux. Been there, done that, many times over the last 20-years. Headless Linux for servers? Only way to fly. Desktop? “Well, you can’t use all your peripherals, and you’ll have to navigate janky versions of the software you’re used to, but it’s better!”

I have zero issues with Win11, but if I state that, lemmy tells me to go fuck myself.

The hands are drawn over the mittens with a marker.

One of the only times I life I woke up thinking, “Oh thank god, what a fucked up dream.” Took me a few to re-internalize it.

Keep the big ones, I want a goth gf that’s flat as a board.

Which led to the AR-15 being the most popular rifle in America! Weird that. The weapon was available to civilians since the 60s, no one gave a shit.

Got mine after Uvalde. “Well hell. They might actually ban the thing this time, better get grandfathered in.”

And liberals have no idea how their ideas backfire. Weird that.

Advertising: The AR-15 is the finest multipurpose rifle on Earth. Not the best at anything. It’s the Toyota Corolla of rifles. Meh, it’s OK. Any idiot can use it, never fails. No real punch, but it can run filthy on any ammo. No kick, anyone of any size can work it well enough. Put a red-dot sight on it, can’t miss, can’t miss.

If you go far enough left, you get your guns back. Do what you will with that information.

It looks the a Terminator “under the hood”. I doubt anyone was trying to sell a “living tissue over metal endoskeleton” kinda headline.

If the robot is tough enough for production they should have no fear of stripping the clothes off with a box knife. The whole scene was still pretty impressive, especially compared to last week’s Russia bot! 🤦🏻‍♂️

But still, were I heading this project, I’d insist on toughness at this point in development. (Talking out my ass, looking to the end game, no idea where they’re at ATM.)

That’s the most “Terminator” looking robot I’ve ever seen.

I get you! She’s extraordinarily beautiful, and not just in a blonde hair/blue eyes kinda way. I have an admiration for any man or woman who works hard to maximize their appearance. My wife is like that. She won’t win any beauty pageants, but she is as attractive as it’s possible to be for her. It’s fucking hard work and Swift could do nothing to be any more attractive.

Turns out I like her music too! Kids listening to something, “That’s cool, who’s that?”

But sexy? Maybe she’s too perfect? I like a woman that’s “off” in some way. Maybe a big nose, wide-spaced eyes, pouchy mouth, gimme some imperfections that stand out.

Nearly bled out from hemorrhoids, got the surgery, and as a Vietnam vet I heard say, “It was worse than anything that happened to me over there.” Never been to war, but the pain was the worst in my long life of broken bones and whatnot.

Now I take a coffee cup shot of psyllium husk of an evening. My shit literally doesn’t stink and wiping is almost optional. Also provides an impetus to get my ass out of bed in the morning.

Brain: “Just a little longer…”

Bowels: “NOW!”

Weirdly, I got my wife a bidet when she first moved in, never touched it. She won’t go near the other bathroom lacking one. Not once in 3-years has it occurred to me to try it. Old habits die hard I suppose.

How rough is your ass?! I’m imagining Antarctic hikers probing for dangerous crevasses. “Close one guys! Stay to the left!”