Nearly bled out from hemorrhoids, got the surgery, and as a Vietnam vet I heard say, “It was worse than anything that happened to me over there.” Never been to war, but the pain was the worst in my long life of broken bones and whatnot.

Now I take a coffee cup shot of psyllium husk of an evening. My shit literally doesn’t stink and wiping is almost optional. Also provides an impetus to get my ass out of bed in the morning.

Brain: “Just a little longer…”

Bowels: “NOW!”

Weirdly, I got my wife a bidet when she first moved in, never touched it. She won’t go near the other bathroom lacking one. Not once in 3-years has it occurred to me to try it. Old habits die hard I suppose.

How rough is your ass?! I’m imagining Antarctic hikers probing for dangerous crevasses. “Close one guys! Stay to the left!”

This comment last week is pure gold. So glad the story was told!

https://old.lemmy.world/comment/20461868

I’ve had 50 lovers, so according to me, Wikipedia is right! So? A woman still likes a solid banging now and again. I know, some guys make that their whole MO, gross, never met a woman who loves that every time. Give her some orgasms during the whole thing, of course! 100 ways to make love, bouncing 'em off the walls is only one.

Funny thing, I dated a woman who could have vaginal orgasms, forever. Gave her 8 or 10 one night, was afraid I broke her. Gods she was fun in and out of bed. Fascinating woman, very emotionally twitchy.

This might be news to you, but women often like to be submissive and get tossed around the bedroom. If you’re not doing that now and again… Also, don’t neglect to eat that pussy! Rookie mistake.

Standing around the smoke hole at work when I was 28; One of girls, “Hold still.” YOINK Handed me a long white hair, I just stared at it in shock.

Still no answer on how to manage such a fleet except, “Trust me! I did it!” C’mon.

My whole area is like this. City and county services across the street from one another. Pensacola? :)

We have two trash services in competition. 🤷🏻 Wasteful, I know, but the competition keeps prices down and service up. Never had such solid trash service. :)

Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan’s wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.

It is stunning that you people believe the poster boy for narcissistic personality disorder would put himself in a subservient sexual position and that Bill Clinton would not only consent, but want it. All based on a couple of message fragments with no before or after context!

Said that week that I could post pure bullshit on here and as long as it fit the zeitgeist, I’d score upvotes.

How in the hell you figure the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder would stoop to sucking dick?! My god you people will believe anything that suits your views.

Need I point out that you are all reading a shitload of meaning into a message fragment?

And? I’m merely pointing out that the blowjob reference wasn’t literal.

Why don’t you suck my dick? (see how that works?)

How about brown nosing? Think that means someone literally tongued an asshole?

What the fuck makes you think Donald J. Trump literally blew Bill Clinton?! This is like a FaceBook meme that those idiots believe.

Giuffre was the redacted name on one of the damning emails, it’s on AP news.

He’s joking, clearly. That’s likely a reference to an earlier conversation, maybe about Trump kissing Clinton’s ass of the like.

EDIT: Never mind. You all are so wanting to believe this that I feel I’m on FaceBook watching old people say stupid shit about liberals. You are no less the suckers for believing what you want to believe.

I am stunned you all are taking this seriously. He’s obviously joking. Sounds like a reference to Trump kissing Clinton’s ass.

Magic is real, and the idea behind it makes enough sense to run with!

No, the House released 20,000 new documents. You can get them yourself off a government site.

20,000 new docs were released. You can download the mess yourself.