Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.
butt plug
Mom please
mommy? is that you?
Try not to finish too quickly
People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
I think your username is more appropriate here
Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That’s genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I’m compelled to do it every single time.
Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home
First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.
Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
Some can
Some do
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle
Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.
Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich
Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
obv die
Fight back. Eat chili.
Feral hogs
Get an only fans page and cash in on people’s weird fetishes.
Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
What I can’t see can’t hurt me
