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Does this mean UPS is going to stop sending me demand letters for extra money on a thing I already bought, paid for and received?

I keep wondering if they’ll escalate, but I’m refusing on principle.

Teddy Ruxpin did nothing wrong.

People are keyed up and do not have emotional regulation skills. This is a failure of society.

We make fun of them for their “fake” emotional support animals, their public panic attacks and for their attempts at discreet electronic emotional support. This is also a failure of society.

That guy trying to make it through his fight is not the reason the earth or humans are doomed.

Honestly, it depends on the cat. I had one who would have learned the expectation immediately, then only broken it if she was annoyed at me, to make a point.

And another one that would have been scared of the tape and just avoided that room entirely.

Someone told me they are full of copper, cocaine and jellybeans 🤷‍♀️

She’s upset that the water was stolen from National parks and sold at a premium to people without access to clean tap water.

Pecans are life

I was in my 30s when I learned that intensely itchy and stingy mouth is not part of the flavor profile of walnuts and I’m just mildly allergic.

They’re mint flavored and come in a black package.

I’m at the point in my life where I throw on a black t shirt if I’m sitting down to eat something saucy at home.

No, I think “very” is the appropriate amount of scared for being this close to a moose. They’ll fuck you up.

I think maybe it’s your boss you should thank?

You seem fun

The mocking birds start around 1am here. They’re at it all day as well, so I think they only sleep from like dusk to 1 during fucking season.

Bonus points for sounding like little car alarms.

“I’m upright and not crying.”

https://kaleidoscopeau.wixsite.com/la-force-invisible/post/up-and-not-crying-the-quiet-strength-of-oppe-og-ikke-gråter

You just slowly but firmly push your cart into that whole situation while saying “sorry! Scuse me! Sorry!”

Wednesday is Senior Discount Day at my local grocery store and it’s unbridled chaos. I do my best to avoid Wednesdays.

Lots of old people can’t smell and are perpetually crop dusting.

Source: spend a lot of time with old people