I think maybe it’s your boss you should thank?

You seem fun

The mocking birds start around 1am here. They’re at it all day as well, so I think they only sleep from like dusk to 1 during fucking season.

Bonus points for sounding like little car alarms.

“I’m upright and not crying.”

https://kaleidoscopeau.wixsite.com/la-force-invisible/post/up-and-not-crying-the-quiet-strength-of-oppe-og-ikke-gråter

You just slowly but firmly push your cart into that whole situation while saying “sorry! Scuse me! Sorry!”

Wednesday is Senior Discount Day at my local grocery store and it’s unbridled chaos. I do my best to avoid Wednesdays.

Lots of old people can’t smell and are perpetually crop dusting.

Source: spend a lot of time with old people

I had a little succulent leaf fall off a plant while it was in the back of my car, by the time I noticed it, it had fully rooted to the carpet. I gently untangled it and planted it in some dirt outside though.

Cars get pretty hot in the summer.

And children using litter boxes

Banger.

No, you’re fine. The meme police like to bother about, but they don’t really understand the concept of memes, so don’t listen to them.

Pears are the new pineapple.

He did do that, but was also big racist. Not nearly as motivated as Hitler, but similar viewpoints.

Yeah… but don’t sleep on the buzzards. They have the most acidic stomach acid of any critter and they can projectile vomit as a weapons system.

Toe clevage?

Oranges (and cuties), grapefruit, kiwi, persimmons, pomegranates, figs. Apples get cold stored in reduced oxygen atmosphere to stay nice year round. Frozen fruits are always an option. Dried fruit is ok.

If you’re in the US, it’s never and always banana season.

A DUI in California will run you about $20K all told. I would guess the fine would be less. But leaving the car where it was and getting a parking ticket and Uber fare back in the morning would probably still be cheaper.

FDA, but yeah.

All the other kids with the…