FDA, but yeah.

All the other kids with the…

PUT. SOMETHING. IN THE FUCKING CUPS.

Beans, orbies, just make special weighted cups for sets. No actor in the history of acting has picked up an empty paper coffee cup and gestured with it as if it had something in it.

And while we’re at it… in this the year two thousand and twenty five, how do we still not have prop ice that floats?

And all he did was take a bribe to give a sweetheart deal to a tech company.

The person that is the guy that is this guy here… that person does not use pronouns.

😭😭😭

You can fit a slice of cheesecake into a healthy caloric budget and macro balance.

If you’re eating your daily required calories and then adding cheesecake on top of that, you’ll be in caloric surplus and gain weight, but you certainly don’t have to do it that way.

This is totally something my friends and I would have done. Like, someone stumbled over the word once and now that’s how we all say it and think it’s incredibly funny every time.

Yeah… but also, I kinda want one.

I am the same, but it can be problematic. I was at a wedding recently and drunkenly stumbled into a group of (white) people having a conversation about gun rights and how if they killed someone in self defense and there was a single person of color (not the word they used) on the jury they would be found guilty of murder.

I innocently assumed they were normal folks who were just a bit confused and began trying to enlighten them. It was not received well.

Same.

There’s an 80s movie called Babes in Toyland (Keanu Reeves best film, IMO) where the people of Toyland saved so much daylight one year that they never had to have nighttime again (until the villain tried to plunge them into eternal night time).

I file them under “constipated rock,” because that voice sounds like he’s laboring on the toilet as he “sings.”

Listen. Carcinisation is a process not to be fucked with. Please do not add lead poisoning to the mix. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

In college we had a drinking game where we drank every time she made claw hands and said “RICH and CREEEAMY”

Ya got plastered quick.

This upsets me deeply. I had to get up in the night and trim my toenails last night because they were long enough that I could feel them against the sheets.