Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.

I knew I wasn’t the only one.

Cool sweeper game tho

Any time I hear “capitalism breeds innovation”, I feel like grabbing a chair and swinging it.

That’s a comal, brethren. Make it out of carbon steel and it’ll do good tortillas for you.

You can’t trust the reviews, it’s true. But also, it’s very much a buyers market with games in general right now. The headline issue is only a problem if you take the side of AAA studios who have to compete with passion-driven indie projects that aren’t just out to make a buck.

I’m going to spend how much to play a game with an obligatory launcher after I already opened steam? And it’s badly optimised? 100gb you say? And I have to see ads for skins? And that’s competing with a game less than half the price that’s amazing, 3gb, no ads, and it can run on a decade old computer?

This is a big-budget problem. They made their omelette, and now they’ve got to sleep in it.

That was before. The cishet monogs showed up and made everything a bummer.

You too huh? Yeah me and the Mrs are very self contained, but kiddo needs social interaction like Johnny #5 needs books. It’s maddening.

Bruh

I’m not even sure bro is 21.

This kind of post is so hard to process. Are you trying to make me believe in a just world? How dare you.

At one point I had three copies of Bryson’s Short History. I think they’re all on permanent loan at this point. Pretty happy with that

You take the rough with the smooth

Well hell, they don’t like that rule at all

Me watching my only heir reenact Bruegel’s Seven Vices: 🤬 (they heed me not)

Me watching the unheeded parents of another demonic recreant: 😌

Maybe he could try to make another TV series.

This reminds me of the time I was a kid and a houseguest was using our toilet like this with the door opened and I barfed when I saw him doing a shit with his shoes on our toilet seat

Cool though

The life aquatic leads to many powers trousered society would deem unnatural

Ever tried pooping while standing? All I’m saying is don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

Pooping is what unites us