Hard?

Sigh… I guess I’ll dig out my robe and wizard hat again…

build an entire brand and livelihood around beans

@liam

Edit: I guess that’s probably a different Liam

I only know it from Bugs Bunny.

I have a feeling that is about to change

Nope, sure don’t.

Unless you’ve had The Satanic Temple murdering your ancestors for not believing and I somehow missed it?

Sorry, I mean “African American-o”

Damn kids these days. Can’t say anything anymore. Stupid woke nonsense.

Conventional to you maybe. I prefer something different.

But we’re talking about a fucking shapeshifter. Let me repeat: A SHAPE SHIFTER. You could have sex with an anime character. A sentient tree. A couch (looking at you JD). OP didn’t even explore any of the huge variety of humans, and completely ignored all the other options. No imagination whatsoever.

But mine has googly eyes

Mitch McConnell has been making phone calls from his hospital bed to Republican allies to dispel internet rumors that he’s “brain dead”

Sorry, Mitch. It’s gonna take more than a phone call to reverse decades of your policies.

I like using ‘Love’.

Hey love, how was your day?

Use ternary. Up, down, half bent. I think that gets you to 242

But no one ever asks, how are puns

If you don’t like them you shouldn’t be either

People don’t care about water. People care about local water. And they’re rightfully upset when some data center just throws it into the sky.

Assume a security researcher finds a bug in wireguard that, if sent a malformed packet, it can crash the service. Then it would be trivialy easy to send that packet to the default port on every IP address and just crash everything for fun.

It costs me nothing to increment the port by 1 and avoid all that drama.

I enjoy pizza. I wouldn’t want to eat it everyday.

And please be careful stretching so far to make a point. You might injure yourself. Obviously in no way did I say preferences aren’t allowed. I said creativity is lacking. Don’t be silly.

Security through obscurity is not sufficient. It’s also not nothing.

I like pizza. It would be a truly sad life if I ate nothing but pizza.