What english speaking country has both ‘high school’ and trains?
England
England doesn’t have high school, here it’s secondary school and sixth form
We haven’t been known for trains in a while, but America
I guess he could have meant subway by train
American cities have limited local rail networks, at least some. Like New York and Boston and err, the other ones…
Chicago is fairly well known for having trains as well. That said, I’ve never lived somewhere in the U.S. where you wouldn’t hear train horns at some point usually freight, but transport does happen as well. Dropped someone off at the train station in Nashville so they could go visit family in Michigan a little while back
“And the rest…here on Gilligans Island!!!”
My name used to be Rachel but they made it illegal in my country after the Friends finale so I had to change it to Dave. It doesn’t really suit me but it’s nice whenever I introduce myself people are like “wow. Dave, that’s such a unique name”. I’ve only ever met one other Dave in my life and he was a total loser like me so we hit it off pretty well and got married 6 days ago at a Asian grocery store in The Dominican Republic.
I hope I meet another Dave one day so I can marry him too. I’ve considered changing my name back to Rachel since it doesn’t seem to be illegal anymore but you know that name just doesn’t suit me as well as Dave.
This sounds like the kind of almost close-to-reality story an AI would tell
It makes me sad that we have reached a point where the very randomness that makes these kinds of stories charming (to someone with a twisted sense of humor like myself) also make them less likely to be coming from a human instead of more.
Right, mhm, cause we all know you’re totally human, right? aha, aha
I have a note against their user, “Absurdist”. I don’t know whether they’re using an LLM to generate these, and, to be honest, I was somewhat iritated by them at first, but I’ve come to enjoy their occasional bouts of weirdness in random threads.
wat
Pretty straight forward, really. It’s a story as old as time.
1 Joule / sec?
kilogram-metre-squared per second cubed‽
Can’t believe people upvote this shit.
Guess I’ll just block this account then.
Ooo ooo, block me too!!! I wouldn’t want you to accidentally have any fun!
licks your forehead
Should’ve went with Ashley instead.
Then she’d be Wario’s girl.
I don’t believe you.
Dominican Republic doesn’t have Asian grocery stores with enough space to host a wedding.
That’s what made it so special
