You’d really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be an asshole?

No shit. Got a weird pain in you elbow? Youve got brain cancer buddy!

Man this comment section is a dumpster fire

Understandable.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.

I laughed for a goddamn week.

I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

Holy thesaurus Batman

Ah yes the festooned-with-mold look.

AI? FuckFuckNo

Abhorrently crusty and holds a great stink

Ohhhh now I geddit!

And I hate it lmao

I still dun geddit. Thanks anyway

I dun geddit :(

I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

Where my tinnitus homies at?

Based.

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