That soda isn’t nearly big enough.
A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn’t have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair … and he shouldn’t be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
Yep it’s so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.
I expected way more acne
on his face?
On his everywhere
Lol, that cup is legitimately so small…
All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously
that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?
That would probably be a “small” at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they’re on a “diet” - in fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it’s only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668
medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<
there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything
It’s so dainty 🥺 yeah, far from the norm here I’m ashamed to say
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Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!
I’ll sit at a drive thru
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal, super sized
"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large
Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"
“There’s room in the bag. Take it!”
“Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents!”
George Carlin said it best.
I think that’s a pretty generous 200 lbs.
All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it
PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It’s a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.
Hell, yeah brother thank you
I like the way the “360 swivel” symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
360 Wivel
360 weevil pop shove it
no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10
I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
My culture is not your costume.
Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?
…yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i’m 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger…
For free??
It’s your lucky day.
🦶😋
what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, “what I wear in the summer almost every single second I’m at home”…
the ‘I’m too lazy to take the rest of my work close off’ look
As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what’s realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
No gun holster, and no flags… 0/10 would not american
Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
Crocs. Dirty crocs.
360° WIVEL
Those fucking casters can’t hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they’re barely surviving.
Hey, where’d they get a picture of me?!
At this point, they have pictures of all of us
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
