

The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


No need to go that far. If we just require one valid photo ID for TikTok, the children will finally be safe.
Get a load of this guy, not mutating like the rest of us
How do you eat and poop?


But on the other hand, it’s really polite about me knowing nothing about anything, so I think we should invest all the money on Earth into it.


The Genius Bar are much more violent these days.

Well that’s one way to improve the 127 hours experience


Ok I’ll do 70 hour weeks as long as it promises I am also a billionaire by retirement. So that’ll be a salary of 21 million a year please.


Oh my god, “both sides same” crew were right all along.


The straight to video sequel: Bonespurs Mountain


Makes me extra intrigued about what’s going on in the Department of War building now.
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans
You can be whatever age you want online.
Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.


The repetition of “Q&A” reads like this comment was also outsourced to AI.


I think we can keep them in sentences together, just don’t allow them to be in a room together.


“Forever brand” really has “forever chemicals” vibes.


Considering these recent developments, perhaps GapeAI
TIL a double espresso is deadly
1 in 5 people seeing something as positive is not a high approval rating in the beginning.