I object to this diagram. Ants would almost certainly love a plate of beans on toast too.

Sphincter it is then

Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

More nightmare fuel from the Torment Nexus

Being sassy is fine, but being sassy and incorrect makes you look silly.

Be well Simon Phoenix

Your iris/fingerprint scanner is only secure until someone is willing to rip out an eyeball/finger.

I’ll give you $1 per eyeball

Always has been

Minecraft Latvians?

When you’re sick and tired of council pop

Well who else would build Barad-dûr?

It already is and no

TIL boats have buttholes

The Escobar Phone is a weird name for a vape

You see this cat in the wild, you dead.

Black and ginger gets to be choco swirl but white and ginger is just moldy? Why you got to be so mean?

You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

Anything to avoid one of the richest people in the world paying his employees a livable wage.

When can I be encased in a glass box and finally get some peace?

Is the stigma around incorrect use of bullet points? I’d rather keep that one going.