On a semi related note does anyone have instructions on how to remove an Ice Age Manny the mammoth toy ball from a small cylinder?

Skate.

WO IST DAS VERFICKTE SUBSTRAT?!

I’m aware of both the hawk tuah meme and the wooosh subreddit. I shitcommented.

No “sike, it was me all along”. Just straight up let it unfold. That’s a go-getter.

They go in and I mean in

All you need is a cat and a best friend with a full time job

good googly moogly 😳

Where are the three guys jerking each other off?

That’s not what they sound like.

It’s a hawk

I shall commit seppuku to restore my honor

So what you’re saying is drugs are safe for work?

Blackbirds are awesome too! Very trusting especially for their size. It’s almost like they enjoy the attention.

Goal is to amass the most while being still relatively funny and have a good time

This is my general approach to social media. I gotta say Lemmy is extremely forgiving if you’re not being a complete asshole.

Yeah you get it 😄

if not cat owner

Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it

Genuinely if you keep an eye on a particular group of social birds for a while some kind of telenovela drama will unfold without fail. Even pigeons have fascinating lives once you get to know them individually. But for me nothing beats swans and peacocks. They’re so expressive about everything.

It’s available to preorder now with a $100 deposit

and might actually not even be real because he’s a con man