Is that an actual movie? Sounds like the sequel to Idiocracy. Or a sequel to current real world events. I’ve been having trouble telling apart these things.

Do you need a patent for that? Can you even patent something so silly and trivial?

Hey fellow interneter, can I join you at screaming at the clouds?

Only the owner’s son is allowed to, and his cousin, and his wife’s friend. But everybody knows that and just fix their mistakes. They’re such a sport, is this wholesome? /S

The onion is nothing compared to real headlines

There’s no fauna left there anyways, best thing I can get you is dead chicken in KFC.