this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time
Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.
I can’t be the only one who thought this was a woman/femme-leaning OP who wants to make the space more accommodating for their male/masc-leaning partner?
Just get one queen size.
McQueen size
/srs remove underglow, use plain colored blanket
Though I can’t tell that to OP since I am looking at a repost of a screenshot of likely a repost of a shitpost
Is “tidy” feminine?
What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.
Yes, but also many more skulls of all sizes, just strewn around the place, he’ll also need more shelves and things to put all the new skulls on them.
Skulls for the skull bed!
The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together
Is this attached to the doom bathroom?
Whatever happens in the doom vathroom, stays in the doom bathromm. Decorative choices included.
Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically
Obviously needs more skulls
Get rid of the easel. Real men don’t paint pretty pictures.
Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It’s sure to be a conversation-starter, too!
“I didn’t know you could harvest cucumbers indoors!”
Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can’t get access?
Who needs closets when you only have one goth outfit?
Extreme manliness demands sacrifices
yes he was
Headboard
Less empty = more thing
less fem = man thing
The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos
Nothing manlier than being gay? HMMMMMM
I know several gay people WAY manlier than i. Myself being a cis hetro male.
Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like
this but unironically
Chandelier is a bit feminine
sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.
Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.
Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
For the first forty years of my life, I could not understand people (including my mom) who disliked overhead lighting. Now, I would way rather fumble in the dark than have that stuff glaring at me (grudging exception if I am using a knife in the kitchen). It’s become a minor source of friction with my husband. I don’t understand what changed.
This is a hell of a way to discover I’m a women
I fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother’s.
How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
Flock camera.
I’m picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.
Semicolon my dude
Semicolons are feminine
You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.
Psssshhhh!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn’t even anything TO stub your toe on!
I’m just clumsy.
I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. 😉
8500K temp and CRI of ‘no’ - sounds right.
Chat: I added some CTB jells but I think there are some stray violet frequencies getting through.
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?
YOU’RE*
How is it so hard to get right?
Spellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine
You joke, but that was my setup for years
That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.
I bet you’re manly as fuck
Edit: also, what’s heroine like?
Heroine? Like a female superhero? I uh…I dunno man. We’ve already established that I am very manly.
Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she’s probably more manly that emo ass Batman!
Waaaah!!! Waaaah!!! My parents died!
Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don’t see him being a little emo pussy.
Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don’t talk about that one.
I’ll have you know, I hate your take on Batman
It’s accurate, but I’m still mad about it
