ms.lane

*Do nothing, but then claim he did something.

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Actually getting called out for dives

Football in shambles

‘Scary movies’ aren’t scary.

Horror is a meme of a genre.

Just like the original plan for Xbox One!

ARM isn’t the reason why it won’t work for long.

It’s cooling, as soon as the phone thermal soaks it’s throttles down - phones can’t have a decent cooling system since they use power (fans EAT power), degrade water resistance and just add weight/bulk that most don’t want in a phone.

The handhelds you’ve listed aren’t phones. They’re handhelds that do in fact have heatsinks - they’ll work fine.

Again this isn’t anything against ARM, it’s the idea that a phone form factor with zero cooling considerations will somehow best a device with those considerations.

Yeah but you can’t make Sino Number #1 propaganda if you include the others.

For a minute or so anyway, until the SoC overheats and thermal throttles.

You’re going to need a bigger battery and a real heatsink+fan if you want real gaming out of it, at which point it’s going to start getting to Deck size…

Or, a game looks great, is fairly made by inspired artists looking for a return on their risk, in which case: Why are you not paying them for their work?

Vast majority of people making games are on a Salary. They’re not getting any more or less return from you buying a game.

*Unless you’re a german webshop, then it’s fine to restrict sales to Germany only apparently.

You might be better off using an old laptop you’ve got laying around than buying a Pi for it.

It’s relatively easy to add more NICs (use m.2/mpcie from the mainboard, if you don’t want wireless on it, just use the wifi m.2 and you’ve still got storage)

You can limit the power usage with sysfs, it’s got a built in UPS and a monitor/keyboard for troubleshooting if you really need to.

Windows

pfft, DOSSHELL is where it’s at.

NT4 Service Pack

I hope you like reinstalling ALL your drivers. I sure hope you didn’t have raid card installed that needs a boot driver, tee hee.

Banning liquor.

Poochie died on the way back to his home planet

oh it’s the .ml guide?

They’re both shit.

sad

No, it wasn’t sad.

USA only unfortunately.

It’s funny to watch Windows and Office burn.

It’s not so funny watching all my favorite videogames burn under MS.