What kind of loser hasn’t double-dogged it before?
Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.

Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?
Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too
Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber. Also easier to eat if you cant dislocate your jaw.
Gordon would be proud



I do this everytime there is a bbq event. A bit of finessing has to be done any way.
No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.
The DP dog
Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.
i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.
Mind slightly blown
In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon

That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.
That’s a lot of processed meat. Not to mention the buns are nearly as bad as cake.
What’s your point? People literally drink poison and smoke it. God forbid I want to die happily with 2 sausages in my mouth
Fun at parties!
The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan before flipping to the other side. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.
I like this version better than the stacked version. Definitely way more surface real estate for condiments and additions.
We got frotting hot dogs before GTA6










