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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

It's actually that simple.

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It's actually that simple.

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • gmtom@lemmy.world
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    I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you’re drunk, so long as you’re not like barely conscious drunk or you’re not being manipulated coerced by someone.

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    So when I’m dead I’m consenting to have my likeness used

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    I’ve posted this comic a frightening amount in the last few weeks.

    • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
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      Sexy losers is GREAT! What a deep cut.

  • Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    Ok but she’s not going to say no because of the implication.

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    Gonna disagree with the dead one. Being dead isn’t consent.

    Did no one else notice that snuck in?

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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  • janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world
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    I feel like you’re allowed to hesistate and still say a “yes” yes, especially since the “threatened and then said yes” is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?

    • Zexks@lemmy.world
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      No

      https://lemmy.world/comment/23825694

  • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 hours ago

      P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      5 hours ago

      That’s what a room without an elephant looks like according to AI

      • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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        You will be the bearer of the new royal elephant

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 hours ago

      Hi!

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    I’d have to disagree with this. My wife has definitely banged me when I was asleep and or drunk. She didn’t ask, but it was yes from me if she did.

    I don’t think you should use a generic chart as a guide, it isn’t always that simple, because people aren’t that simple. It’s also not very helpful, people who have morals already know this. The other people know this, they just don’t give a shit, it isn’t they don’t understand. There’s a big difference.

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      This chart is good for hookups. In long term relationships you can negotiate things like asleep and inebriated while sober or through long term safe sane and consensual escalation. Then you get to enjoy things that are hard to enjoy ethically with a stranger. Hell in most kinky contexts most of these are yes and are replaced with a safeword for “no” but you need more trust for that than you can muster with most strangers.

  • DearOldGrandma@lemmy.world
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    …wait a minute

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      Time to crack open a cold one.

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        A little piece of heaven, you might call it.

        • EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world
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          Don’t forget the heater

    • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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      No, no. This is accurate.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      No, I don’t think I will

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    Must’ve been the wind

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    Danger: Please don’t give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.

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      murder?? what kind of sick predator do you take me for?

      i’m a scavenger thank you

      • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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        Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Yeah I got a shovel thank you

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

    • snowydroopz@lemmy.world
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      This man fucks

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      Sounds like you just don’t know how to satisfy 🤷‍♀️

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        It’s a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.

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          ‘Insatiable’ = “unable to be satisfied”

          It was a play on words

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            Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay

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    Yeah i have some questions about the animal one…

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      Some people think animals can consent, it’s just “non-verbal”. Best you can get is sometimes you’ll have to restrain (or drug) an animal in heat less. In reality, that’s like if pedophilia was okay if the child was teen and extremely horny, in reality teens are more often targeted than pre-pubescent kids, and they also groomed with sexual and/or romantic favors.

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      ostriches have entered the chat

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      I used to go to church at this cult and people are weird. There was this kid there (he’s okay now but like, we all grow up a little twisted) who was always making jokes about putting peanut butter on his nethers and having his dog lick it off. One day someone must have reported the jokes and that was the last time (thank gods) we heard them, despite months of telling him that was fucked up.

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    An audible sigh followed by “Fine” or “Sure” = Yes

    But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.

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      So do the tears. …wait

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        The shampoo promised tho

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        Their tears or mine?

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          By the time I’m done, everyone is crying.

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