These days ChatGPT would respond:

“Money is printed in a mint, or more commonly deposited digitally into your bank account”

Then you’d need eight more clarifying comments before it “understood” what you were saying. This is because it was trained on reddit text.

Puppet pin, for making puppets.

ChatGPT is a frustrating tool… That you can run locally and deny OpenAI your service via programs like AnythingLLM or GPT4ALL.

AnythingLLM and the larger Mistral 8x7B is also a lot less rules obsessed than OpenAI.

At least the AI will be able to feed its wife and family.

Norm Macdonald on NASCAR.

Norm Macdonald on crossing lights.

Norm Macdonald on TV shows under 20 minutes.

Norm Macdonald on sex.

Norm Macdonald on getting second servings of chocolate cake at birthday parties.

I think we have some Meta Glasses owners replying as well.

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Yes, thanks.

Printers that detect whether you’re printing the Una Bombers Manifesto again.

In Australia if your front two wheels are ahead of the other person’s front two wheels, and you’re indicating to move into their lane - they have to let you in. It’s the law.

Takes a lot of the rage out.

Developed by a PhD professor in the Sociology of Gender and the Applied Sciences at LMU Munich:

https://yves.jeanrenaud.net/

This is apparently their first app, as they’re a programming hobbyist. Their research is in technology’s effects on women and gender relations.

The free app NearbyGlasses can detect their Bluetooth signal and tell you if someone is wearing them in range of your phone.

This could save you from being filmed by influencers, or creeps. Let the women in your life know.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ch.pocketpc.nearbyglasses

No more bidets.

Very true.

Join lemmy.ml doesn’t fill me with confidence that that would work out well.

Only true if you’re not a farmer, then you at least have a bunch of captive animals.

How about a 50% stake in all companies valued over 5 billionaire dollars.

Take it for granite.

An intentional corruption of the election processes.

The answer is always billionaires and corrupt grifters.