Note: this is fake, but still funny.
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Dammit… be the drunk goat lady you want to see in the world.
i’ve learned to recognize this cute girl with absurd arrest news meme format as fake
Fun fact: In medieval Spain, because of the constant wars between Christian and Muslim kingdoms a lot of land could not have been used for farming. Big chunks of land would pass from one side to another, people would have to move and abandon their crops. This lead to rise of big sheep herding industry - sheep could be moved out of the way of incoming army. But the hot climate forced people to move the sheep into to mountains during summers. This migrations - summers in mountains and winters in warmer southern regions - created high quality product - merino wool. To protect growing wool industry special laws were enacted that created protected herding routes that in many places can be seen to this day:
To celebrate this heritage there’s a “herding day” held in Madrid when sheep and goats from the mountains of Leon pass through the capital on their way to the winter grazing sites:
I know the transhumância and the connected laws, but had no idea it was a way people found to mitigate the effects of war. Makes sense. Plan C for SHTF is to hit the road with the herd.
Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?
Knowing America, the jug should’ve been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.
The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
See? The brown paper bag WORKS!
It’s not just fake, some version are AI generated. Here are other versions from search engines:
I detect zero regrets.
Yup. That face just says “…and I’d do it again ☺️” More power to her.
Not a baby lifestyle if you ask me.
I like the cut of her jib
What exactly is a jib? And why was it cut?
A jib is a type of sail. And I think the cut is talking about the shape. Beyond that I can’t explain.
IIRC, the shape of the jib sail indicated the origin of a sailing vessel, so it could show a friendly ship from a distance.
I thought the cut means the angle at which it’s hung. Source: This landlubber
Why is your tuna canned, instead of swimming in the sea?
Jib is meth they’re saying they like the substances she bulks out her illegal substances with.
I didn’t know we could get Margaritas in a jug
Florida woman: not bad kid
I didn’t know that wasn’t allowed
I like this. Thr George Costanza defense.
“Ya know? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If I’d have known that this sort of thing was frowned upon, well…certainly nobody told me.”
At least some people have it figured out.
As one does.
If this were we rate dogs she gets 11/10, the doggers get a 14/10.
…did you just call her a bitch?
Since this a woman I did not call her a bitch.
Well, no…you did. It’s BECAUSE she’s female that means you called her a bitch.
In case you still don’t get what I’m saying, a female dog, is by definition, a bitch.
