Could someone tell Microsoft I switched to Linux ten years ago? They don’t have to encourage me anymore.

I’ll make sure to ask for a refund then.

I should learn how to use FreeCAD (or OpenSCAD) but unfortunately, my printer cannot print motivation…

The only complex part of the hardware is the HP cartridge controller, and you have at least part of the work here: https://hackaday.io/project/176931-hp-printer-cartridge-control-module/details

Was “Yakety sax” playing in the background when they said that?

We’re not exactly great at economics too…

Because remaking the world to suit what robots we can make is more work.

Too bad so few PC GPUs support HDMI CEC: you wouldn’t need a dedicated IR port on the machine, and your parents wouldn’t have to figure out a new remote.