Sure, clanker.

Today is May 6th.

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Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

“It’s Mountain Time” is what your mom says when she calls me.

I’m an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

Now: I

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.

AND I BAITED YOU! HAH! GOT YOU, YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS!

I mean, it CAN be VERY gay, but sometimes it’s not

Anal sex ain’t gay, dude.

Oh, ok. Thanks.

Have you ever once TRIED to step away from being an internet contrarian douche?

Lunar landing deniers are worse for the gene pool than people with Down’s syndrome.